This thread is cracking me up right now! I personally don't like people names for pets so my cats have silly names. I have all kinds of embarrassing nicknames for them too.
Boogie Bear - Princess, Bearry, Boogs, Bearface, Bearcat, Pretty, Misses, Missy, Miss Thing, Sissy Bear, Girl Bear, Little Bear, Mean Bear, Fatbutt, Fattington Bear
Sgt. Pepper - Pep, Peps, Peppy, Mister, Smushy, Roly Poly Man, Fat Pepper, Sgt. Fatso, Boy, Little Man
Jumbo - Mister, Groucho, Grumps, Boy, Big Man, Chubs, Bully
When talking to all of them, sometimes I'll say Kittens, Bunnies, or Baby Cats.
Boogie Bear - Princess, Bearry, Boogs, Bearface, Bearcat, Pretty, Misses, Missy, Miss Thing, Sissy Bear, Girl Bear, Little Bear, Mean Bear, Fatbutt, Fattington Bear
Sgt. Pepper - Pep, Peps, Peppy, Mister, Smushy, Roly Poly Man, Fat Pepper, Sgt. Fatso, Boy, Little Man
Jumbo - Mister, Groucho, Grumps, Boy, Big Man, Chubs, Bully
When talking to all of them, sometimes I'll say Kittens, Bunnies, or Baby Cats.