Your Birth Month Is The Only Thing You Can Eat

[Willowy]

There are low-carb flours available now---coconut, almond, tapioca, etc. I know people who are gluten-free and/or paleo and have had their desserts, and they aren't terrible. It was worse before so many companies catered to the niche diets.

 

[CatladyJan]

A buttered bacon sandwich. That's why I said all the Decembers will have heart attacks.