- Joined
- Dec 21, 2004
- Messages
- 3,663
- Purraise
- 2
Those are greatOriginally Posted by niktemadur
A few mexican jokes, impossible to properly translate:
A guy was lying under a palm tree and suddenly screams to his wife:
"Honeeeey, do we have any scorpion anti-venom?"
"No! Why!"
"Seems like it's coming this way!"
Another. Two guys are lying under a palm tree.
"Buddy, do you see that piece of paper?"
"Sure do"
"Is it a 500 pesos (50 dollars) bill?"
"Seems like it"
"Man, I hope the wind's about to blow this way".
Final one: "This guy was so lazy, he was too lazy to fall asleep".
God bless, everybody. Dios los bendiga.