What is the laziest thing you have ever done?

[goosehazel]

Originally Posted by niktemadur

A few mexican jokes, impossible to properly translate:

A guy was lying under a palm tree and suddenly screams to his wife:
"Honeeeey, do we have any scorpion anti-venom?"
"No! Why!"
"Seems like it's coming this way!"

Another. Two guys are lying under a palm tree.
"Buddy, do you see that piece of paper?"
"Sure do"
"Is it a 500 pesos (50 dollars) bill?"
"Seems like it"
"Man, I hope the wind's about to blow this way".

Final one: "This guy was so lazy, he was too lazy to fall asleep".

God bless, everybody. Dios los bendiga.

Those are great

Thanks for the laugh

 

[phenomsmom]

I too throw things away when I am too lazy to clean them!! I know its wasteful but I don't have the patience to scrub and soak and scrub.

 

[purrpaws]

Originally Posted by Phenomsmom

I too throw things away when I am too lazy to clean them!! I know its wasteful but I don't have the patience to scrub and soak and scrub.

That's your problem! You've got to soak and then scrub and soak. Not scrub and soak and scrub

 

[AbbysMom]

Originally Posted by SarahBeez

Oh probably my all time laziest was when I was living with my parents. I had lost my tv remote so some how I came up with a wooden dowel rod that I could lay on my bed & poke the tv with to change the channels

OK, that one made me spit out my drink

 

[sillyjilly]

Originally Posted by AbbysMom

My old set was getting kind of nasty. It's a tan microfiber and it is supposed to be delivered by midnight. You don't have any laziness to share to make me feel better?

Me?? Lazy!

Yeah, let's remember that I am fat!!! I'm just naturally lazy!

Originally Posted by babyharley

If there's some leftovers in the fridge that have been there for a bit too long, I'll throw out the tupperware and all just so I don't have to open it up

I usually buy the cheap tupperware, never the spendy stuff for this same reason

Oh, we do that mostly cuz we don't think we could get it clean enough to be healthy to eat out of again!! We are freaks at clean like that!

Originally Posted by crittermom

O.k. ladies, how about this one........
when you just don't feel like shaving your legs, you wear pants to cover them up.

Now, for me I don't consider it lazy, I just don't get very hairy!! I will shave about 2 times (a year) Now don't get mad at me ladies, I have very light, very fine hairs and didn't shave a ton when I was teens so they haven't mass produced themselves!!!