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"Thank you for turning on the water, slave. Now go away."
Yes master. I hear and obey (retreating into the office whre I could observe when he had finished)
While keeping an eye out for master to finish, I heard the door opening. I espied master Fulff (alternate name for Shadow Ram) and Charlie cat RACING .....
Fluff and Charlie rounded the corner into the hall. Shadow Ram ahead by half a head. Charlie running like a marmalade blur.... Shadow a cat whisker behind. They round the corner into the watering station.
BAM.... Shadow has done a bounce turn off the door and LEAPS for the first step up to the station (we slaves would call it a toilet seat) and cuts offs off Charlie.
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I was winning. You cheated!" Charlie complained.
"No.... You just didn't think of it while running. You youngsters must learn all options available and be able to think while in a speedy situation." Shadow said.
"You two stop complaining. I'm trying to drink [heheheh I'm here drinking first] Tigger complained.
"Why don't you move over and let us drink?" they said
"I'm thirsty. I'm here first, so wait your turn."
"You drink enough for three cats and it takes too long." Shadow said.
"Patience young grasshopper. You must learn patience."
(I chuckled....)
"SLAVE! Why are listening in on private master communications?" Charlie grumbled
"Why are you trying to correct that slave? I'm the leader here and it's my job if more than one of us are present. I can and will allow it but you must ask for MY guidance." mater Tigger scolded Charlie.
"yes sir." Charlie said in a chagrined tone
"[youngsters take time to train]" Tigger thought
Tigger did a LONG stretch (methinks he wanted to rub in the "I'm first" and took his time leaving the watering station.
Shadow butted his head in to drink.
Charlie was almost tap tap tap tapping his claws, as I could tell he really was getting impatient, but he was restraining himself because he was youngest.
In the meantime, Tigger sauntered into the computer room/office. He went to the front observation and glanced outside. His quick survey revealed nothing that captured his interest so he walked around the back of the printer, over to the desk and stepped on the keyboard. (many complaints from the computer could be heard, but he ignored them)
"Whatcha' doing slave?" he inquired
I'm going to check THECATSITE and post some of your life. Many people like to read about you.
"Lemme see.... get out of the way!"
Uh.. it's difficult to get there when you're standing on the keyboard. The computer doesn't like it. (it was in the process of showing many strange boxes and windows. Help screens and the clock had appeared.
"Oh... alreight. I'll move. Study up and let me sit on your arm while I read that" he ordered.
Yes master (while I was closing all the helpful boxes he had opened.
THUMP.... (Fluff had jumped to the floor, as he was done drinking)
DW called out that he was done drinking.
Charlie's drinking now I replied
"Hey... take me to thecatsite"
Yes master. Look master. 17,800 views.
"Kewl... [I wonder how many that is. I know nothing of that slave invention - math] I think more slaves should read about me."
Yes master. I can't order them to read about your life you know.
"You think of a way to make them aware of me or I'll get upset with you and be cranky."
[I don't expect him to, but I have to keep him on claws and pointy sharp things] he said regally
Yes master (sigh)
THUMP.... Charlie had gotten down.
He's done DW called. Turn off the water.
I can't. I'm being held prisoner I replied.
Ok.. I'll turn it off she said.
"Please stop distracting him. I'm getting information." Tigger said
Yes master. I hear and obey. DW replied.
and Tigger leaped to the floor and walked away.
"Tell me about it later, slave." he called over his shoulder.
I was checking to see if I was bleeding deeply from the holes he had left behind when he decided to change his mind and depart.
Yes master. I hear and obey (retreating into the office whre I could observe when he had finished)
While keeping an eye out for master to finish, I heard the door opening. I espied master Fulff (alternate name for Shadow Ram) and Charlie cat RACING .....
Fluff and Charlie rounded the corner into the hall. Shadow Ram ahead by half a head. Charlie running like a marmalade blur.... Shadow a cat whisker behind. They round the corner into the watering station.
BAM.... Shadow has done a bounce turn off the door and LEAPS for the first step up to the station (we slaves would call it a toilet seat) and cuts offs off Charlie.
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I was winning. You cheated!" Charlie complained.
"No.... You just didn't think of it while running. You youngsters must learn all options available and be able to think while in a speedy situation." Shadow said.
"You two stop complaining. I'm trying to drink [heheheh I'm here drinking first] Tigger complained.
"Why don't you move over and let us drink?" they said
"I'm thirsty. I'm here first, so wait your turn."
"You drink enough for three cats and it takes too long." Shadow said.
"Patience young grasshopper. You must learn patience."
(I chuckled....)
"SLAVE! Why are listening in on private master communications?" Charlie grumbled
"Why are you trying to correct that slave? I'm the leader here and it's my job if more than one of us are present. I can and will allow it but you must ask for MY guidance." mater Tigger scolded Charlie.
"yes sir." Charlie said in a chagrined tone
"[youngsters take time to train]" Tigger thought
Tigger did a LONG stretch (methinks he wanted to rub in the "I'm first" and took his time leaving the watering station.
Shadow butted his head in to drink.
Charlie was almost tap tap tap tapping his claws, as I could tell he really was getting impatient, but he was restraining himself because he was youngest.
In the meantime, Tigger sauntered into the computer room/office. He went to the front observation and glanced outside. His quick survey revealed nothing that captured his interest so he walked around the back of the printer, over to the desk and stepped on the keyboard. (many complaints from the computer could be heard, but he ignored them)
"Whatcha' doing slave?" he inquired
I'm going to check THECATSITE and post some of your life. Many people like to read about you.
"Lemme see.... get out of the way!"
Uh.. it's difficult to get there when you're standing on the keyboard. The computer doesn't like it. (it was in the process of showing many strange boxes and windows. Help screens and the clock had appeared.
"Oh... alreight. I'll move. Study up and let me sit on your arm while I read that" he ordered.
Yes master (while I was closing all the helpful boxes he had opened.
THUMP.... (Fluff had jumped to the floor, as he was done drinking)
DW called out that he was done drinking.
Charlie's drinking now I replied
"Hey... take me to thecatsite"
Yes master. Look master. 17,800 views.
"Kewl... [I wonder how many that is. I know nothing of that slave invention - math] I think more slaves should read about me."
Yes master. I can't order them to read about your life you know.
"You think of a way to make them aware of me or I'll get upset with you and be cranky."
[I don't expect him to, but I have to keep him on claws and pointy sharp things] he said regally
Yes master (sigh)
THUMP.... Charlie had gotten down.
He's done DW called. Turn off the water.
I can't. I'm being held prisoner I replied.
Ok.. I'll turn it off she said.
"Please stop distracting him. I'm getting information." Tigger said
Yes master. I hear and obey. DW replied.
and Tigger leaped to the floor and walked away.
"Tell me about it later, slave." he called over his shoulder.
I was checking to see if I was bleeding deeply from the holes he had left behind when he decided to change his mind and depart.