Omg there should be an ick warning on this thread.. it just didn't go down well with my nice salami sandwhich!
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Wow... these are all really quite funny! I'm not overly shocked, but I never did imagine some of them. It's not fair that I read this thread without posting at least one thing. Let's see... well sometimes if I have gas in bed, I might lift the covers to see how bad it smells.Why should I leave trapped vapors under the covers, right?
Originally Posted by ccoccocats
For those of you who pass gas under the covers, so to speak, whatever you do.......don't light a match!
Originally Posted by KittyKook
No....I always leave the covers down.....even seal the edges if necessary because I surely don't want to smell it! Of course, then I imagine all that stinky air circulating around my legs and that bothers me too.
I talk in funny voices to all my kitties too.
I'm a bit of a germaphobe....probably because I'm a nurse and I know what's out there. So at work, I'll wash my hands before lunch and then use the papertowel to open the door to the breakroom, open the fridge, move the chair, etc. I won't touch ANYTHING at all until after I've eaten my lunch. Also, I NEVER touch my face while at work and the first thing I do when I get home is wash ands scrub my hands really good. Then of course I kiss all my kitties on the mouth!
Originally Posted by ccoccocats
Ok, I got another one!
Whenever I watch TV and see someone smile with their mouth open wide, or if I see a commercial where someone is dancing to something, or whatever, I will IMMEDIATELY go to a mirror and imitate what I just saw to see how "I" look doing it!
No wonder I see a therapist??
I do this as well as because my cats are good for jumpin out at me from behind the shower curtain and i about fell off the throne when my cat TJ come flying at me from behind the curtain ....Originally Posted by Cougar
I check in the shower before using the bathroom just to make sure im alone... >.<
Darlin', I think that would even make ME fall off the throne!Originally Posted by MsKymi
I do this as well as because my cats are good for jumpin out at me from behind the shower curtain and i about fell off the throne when my cat TJ come flying at me from behind the curtain ....and yes i have also had my hubby or son do the same thing so im extra cautious theses days.....
Meow
Ms Kymi
Sam, does that mean you got grossed out thinking about those of us who sleep in our birthday suits?Originally Posted by WellingtonCats
Omg there should be an ick warning on this thread.. it just didn't go down well with my nice salami sandwhich!
Oh my gosh I do this all the time! Only because my boyfriend and 2 of his friends hid behind our shower curtain on Halloween night with these ugly @ss masks on and scared the crap out of me right before I did my duty on the toilet. Almost didn't make it.Originally Posted by Cougar
I check in the shower before using the bathroom just to make sure im alone... >.<
Oh my word! I do this too!Originally Posted by ccoccocats
Another is when I poop I will shift from side-to-side to help things slide out easier and smooooothly. Then when it reaches the water it splashes back up at me cause it fell so fast I guess.
What?????Originally Posted by pjk5900
When I was younger I could not sleep with the closet doors closed, I had to know there was no one in there. Every closet door in the house was always opened.
OMG, that's totally me too!Originally Posted by cla517
I am a champion belcher when I'm alone, but am incapable of doing it if anyone is around. (I think this is a good thing!)
Me neither! I'm always afraid that if some part of me is hanging off the mattress, someone is going to reach up from under the bed and grab it!Originally Posted by Roundy604
I can't sleep with ANY limbs hanging off my mattress, not even a hand or finger! I also can't sleep without a blanket and my feet cannot be exposed.
No kidding.. you guys and gals are defintly in need of meds or a stronger dose of meds.Originally Posted by mamacat
Wow, we are really a paranoid bunch of people!
Originally Posted by Cirque
No kidding.. you guys and gals are defintly in need of meds or a stronger dose of meds.
At least I am normal! I dont like going out in public, being around crowds, or generally being around people but thank God I don't think there are people behind my shower curtain, in my closet or under my bed. Heck, everyone knows "they" live under the stove anyways cause they like the heat!