When I was a kid the monster was under the bed.. The boogeyman! I remember when I'd have to get up to use the bathroom, I would jump from my bed to the door and RUN!
and then when I came back, I'd jump from the chair next to the door to the bed to make sure he didn't get me
Now, I have 3 monster's under the bed and one on top and one lives behind the couch. The 3 under then bed have banned together and if ANYTHING moves, thier mission is to annihilate it.
The one on top, chases hair, fingers, and pops noses if they snore. The one behind the couch is the sneaky one. He waits until the coast is clear and the troup from under the bed has retreated. Just when you think the coast is clear from them, he attacks. At lightning speed too.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night is a TOP secret mission that usually ends with band-aids and neosporin
Now, I have 3 monster's under the bed and one on top and one lives behind the couch. The 3 under then bed have banned together and if ANYTHING moves, thier mission is to annihilate it.