Leslie: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
Dang, I wanted to see 90!
Dang, I wanted to see 90!
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The Amazing Death Predictor...
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Heres John's!
John: At age 61 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
John: At age 61 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
Chrissy: At age 80 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
OMG!
OMG!
OHMYGOODNESSOriginally Posted by ChrissyR
Chrissy: At age 80 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
OMG!
Danielle: At age 67 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
Originally Posted by neetanddave
Neet: At age 67 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Hmmm, there is actually a distinct chance of this happening. The alcohol involved part most likely.
I heard that
I don't know that the ratings would impress me in this case do youOriginally Posted by huggles
OHMYGOODNESS
Danielle: At age 67 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
Keep him AWAY from the Stove
Originally Posted by Abigail
STOP - this is freaking me out
This is Bizarre, Take a pill and relax Diana
You're not alone Jen
Alycia: At age 79 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
Reggie: At age 47 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Oh yeah, THAT'S gonna happen
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are you sure hey weren't talking about Rammstein?Originally Posted by halfpint
Lois: At age 82 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
I know that won't be the Grateful Dead
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That actually happened to some girl. She was playing WOW and got dehydrated.
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Mine and my Kitties
Karen: At age 51 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Cleo: At age 44 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
Artimus: At age 23 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Diana: At age 48 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
Princess: At age 31 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
Karen: At age 51 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Cleo: At age 44 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
Artimus: At age 23 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Diana: At age 48 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
Princess: At age 31 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
Maria: At age 79 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Thats not good!
Thats not good!
katie: At age 41 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
oh well. at least i have a while to go.
oh well. at least i have a while to go.
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Oh this is too funny. Great thread!
Sarah: At age 28 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
How appropriate!
Sarah: At age 28 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
How appropriate!
sandra: At age 76 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
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Belinda: At age 62 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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That is so scary, because I do my walking in the park on the track that they built there. I reckon I am just gonna hafta go get a treadmill, so I won't get murdered.
Belinda: At age 62 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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That is so scary, because I do my walking in the park on the track that they built there. I reckon I am just gonna hafta go get a treadmill, so I won't get murdered.
Isn't anybody going to go to Ecuador with me????
eva: At age 79 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Wow! I must be some kind of wild in my old age!
Wow! I must be some kind of wild in my old age!
