The Amazing Death Predictor...

[zissou'smom]

Well, Sarah and Eileen, looks like we join up together

Julie: At age 65 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

How they get me in a spacecraft going to the most noxiously-atmosphered place in this solar system, you got me?
Looks like the army gets desperate in the near future, taking elderly asthmatic pacifists and all.

Did anyone else do one for their cat?

Zissou: At age 68 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

 

[babyharley]

Harley: At age 14.5 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Davidson: At age 52 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.