Roofie's Cat-a-Tonic Bar & Grill

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Purrpaw sez it iznt da toys or dirty dishes dat bovverz him so much , itz all da "Damn cat hair and bird seed and hammy shavins and trakked litter" all ovvr dat makes him gnashed hiz toofies. He sez he vakkumes an an hour later da floor iz a mess again.. We just wantz it to look livved in like a home shud.

Well gee purrpaw Howard, yur diskription makes your house sound REEL lived in

In fact, if it was any MOR lived in you mite wanna move out!

yur friends jasper, tia and meomwy Carol

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Yah, r howse iz reel livved in allrite. 1 hoomen 2 cats 3 birdys an 2 hammies plus the occasional stray litter of kittens. Gawd onlee knos whut mite be mooved in next. Dere wuz a man givvin up a iguana wich i tink is sum ,kinda big lizzerd krittur an purrpaw wuz lookin at da add but dint kall da man or nuthin...

 

[AbbysMom]

Hey my Mom is always complaining about all the fur all over the house. What am I supposed to do about it? I don't complain when they make a mess!

I'd like something cold to drink please.

 

[kluchetta]

Hi everybody, Meowmy Kim here. Smudge is fine and awake and I can pick him up after 4 p.m. my time. I'll bet he's hungry!!

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Hi Abby, Sumtin cold..hummmm How abowt a Pina Catloda?
Abowt the fur ting I jus downt kno. I dont squawk when purrpaw sheds skin flakes and stuff arownd or da dishes or da soda and beer kans an stuff.But he gets a bug up hiz bum sumtimz and wantz to kleen evvryting. Jeesh he evvn kleened da bafroom todae. Da hooman litter bwol and da indoor reiney thingy an evvryting.

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Shuld Purrpaw Howard fix h9im sum Rocky Mountain Oysters and Gravy?

 

[kluchetta]

That probably wouldn't be a very delicate way to handle the situation. But we could just tell him it was chicken! And he'll eat anything with gravy.

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Whut no sense of humor???

 

[AbbysMom]

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Hi Abby, Sumtin cold..hummmm How abowt a Pina Catloda?
Abowt the fur ting I jus downt kno. I dont squawk when purrpaw sheds skin flakes and stuff arownd or da dishes or da soda and beer kans an stuff.But he gets a bug up hiz bum sumtimz and wantz to kleen evvryting. Jeesh he evvn kleened da bafroom todae. Da hooman litter bwol and da indoor reiney thingy an evvryting.

That sounds real good. My Mom did that this weekend. She even took out the big loud machien that scares me. She had strange people come over too! I dont' like strange people. She put away a lot of my toys before they came over too. She was mean!

 

[bigkittendaddy]

U must be tawkin bowt the big suck monster machine thing. Yeah we hates that thing too.

 

[batgirl2good]

hello, abby! how are you today?

Originally Posted by AbbysMom

That sounds real good. My Mom did that this weekend. She even took out the big loud machien that scares me. She had strange people come over too! I dont' like strange people. She put away a lot of my toys before they came over too. She was mean!

 

[AbbysMom]

I'm OK ...how are you? .... It's been a little warm in the house today and I have been sleeping on my back a lot. I HATE it when my Mom comes up and rubs my tummy and talks to be like I'm a baby when I do that...geesh.. I'm trying to sleep!

 

[miss mew]

My meowmy does the same thing to me to Abby!..I get embarassed somtimes too.

Reilly

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Hey dere Rielly...U shouild come by more often.

 

[AbbysMom]

*hic*.... can I have another pina colada?

 

[bigkittendaddy]

U got it Abby.

 

[kluchetta]

OK everybodys, I'm leaving very shortly to get Smudgers. I'll let you know how he is when we get home! - Kim.

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Tonites Movie!!!
Mowsies in the field means catchers in the Rye

Starring
Katrina O'Hara
Cattry Grant
Perry Mowsieson
&
Ratt Phink as the Stoolie

Popcorn and Candy available in the bar area

 

[sillyjilly]

ohhhh i like popcorn... I'm gonna go sit and watch the movie!!!

I got Cattin'Candy if anyone wants to share with me!

 

[batgirl2good]

we wanna sit wif you! an we bring you some chocolate mice!

Originally Posted by SillyJilly

ohhhh i like popcorn... I'm gonna go sit and watch the movie!!!

I got Cattin'Candy if anyone wants to share with me!