It's just being "cutesy" -- there's nothing more to it than that.
Originally Posted by NoRachelHere
I tell my boyfriend this one every time he is in a dull mood- it is so dumb after a while that you cant help but laugh. . .
A snail walks into a volkswagon dealership,
and the salesmen asks "How can I help you sir?"
The snail replys "Well I am interested in buying that white Bug, but I have a special request. I want to know if I can have a big red S put on all the doors, the hood, the roof. Anywhere there is room. Is this possible?"
"of Course" the salesman says, "but if you dont mind my asking, why?"
So the snail replys, "So that way when I am driving down the road really fast, everyone will say 'wow look at that s - car - go!'"
I think that joke is so funny. . . lol sorry if no one else finds it as funny. . .
NONONONONONONO! Not killed. I, for one, was between computers when you posted.Originally Posted by NoRachelHere
i take it no one found that funny - i killed this thread. . .
sorry! lol
I guess you have everyone doing this -->Originally Posted by NoRachelHere
i take it no one found that funny - i killed this thread. . .
sorry! lol
Originally Posted by babyharley
I laughed!
I thought it was funny too. Had to read it a couple of times, but those are always the best!!Originally Posted by gemlady
I guess you have everyone doing this -->and they are unable to respond.
Originally Posted by NoRachelHere
I tell my boyfriend this one every time he is in a dull mood- it is so dumb after a while that you cant help but laugh. . .
A snail walks into a volkswagon dealership,
and the salesmen asks "How can I help you sir?"
The snail replys "Well I am interested in buying that white Bug, but I have a special request. I want to know if I can have a big red S put on all the doors, the hood, the roof. Anywhere there is room. Is this possible?"
"of Course" the salesman says, "but if you dont mind my asking, why?"
So the snail replys, "So that way when I am driving down the road really fast, everyone will say 'wow look at that s - car - go!'"
I think that joke is so funny. . . lol sorry if no one else finds it as funny. . .
I thought it was funny.Originally Posted by NoRachelHere
i take it no one found that funny - i killed this thread. . .
sorry! lol
Goofy kid!!Originally Posted by NoRachelHere
It is so stupid that now when the other half gets in a bad mood I dont even have to finish the first line and he is laughing because he cant beleive that i am telling it to him again!
And that is my new favorite jokeOriginally Posted by NoRachelHere
I tell my boyfriend this one every time he is in a dull mood- it is so dumb after a while that you cant help but laugh. . .
A snail walks into a volkswagon dealership,
and the salesmen asks "How can I help you sir?"
The snail replys "Well I am interested in buying that white Bug, but I have a special request. I want to know if I can have a big red S put on all the doors, the hood, the roof. Anywhere there is room. Is this possible?"
"of Course" the salesman says, "but if you dont mind my asking, why?"
So the snail replys, "So that way when I am driving down the road really fast, everyone will say 'wow look at that s - car - go!'"
I think that joke is so funny. . . lol sorry if no one else finds it as funny. . .
HILARIOUS!Originally Posted by luvmycat1
If this joke is too much, I'm sorry and please feel free to remove it. I think it's OK but I'm not sure. Hear it goes.
There are two trees having a discussion about a little sappling between them. They are wondering if it's a son of beech or a son of a birch. Finally, they called in the help of a woodpecker. They ask it what the sappling is and the woodpeker says "give me a sec and I'll let you know. The woodpecker goes over and taps at the tree and the to adult trees ask "Well, is it a son of a beech or son of a birch?" The woodpecker says. "It's neither, but it's the finest piece of ash I've ever had."