I know a couple blonde ones:
How do you know which computer is the blondes?
The one with all the white out on the screen!
An old farmer has a blonde neighbor. One day he looks over and she's walking up to him. She asks him "neighbor, I just got two horses, but I want to know how to tell them apart!" and he replies "just cut the tail of one of them short, so one's got a long tail and one has a short one."
So she cuts the tail on one of the horses and for a while she can tell the two horses apart. However, not long after this the horse with the longer tail gets his tail stuck in a pricker bush, and half of his tail hairs are ripped out. Now the tails are the same length on both of the horses.
So the blonde goes back to the neighbor and says "Neighbor, I tried the tail cutting, but now I need another way, how do I tell my horses apart?" He replied "cut a notch in the ear of one of the horses, and you'll be able to tell them apart."
The blonde then returns and cuts a notch in one of the horse's ears. All is well until the other horse gets his head caught in some barbed wire fencing, and notches his ear in the exact same place.
Now the blonde is getting pretty fed up with trying to tell her horses apart, so she goes back to her neighbor one last time. He tells her to measure the horses, and then come back and tell him how tall each one is.
The blonde returns a little while later, looking very excited. The neighbor asks her "So, how tall are they?" and the blonde replies.......
"Why neighbor, the black one is three inches taller than the white one!"
How do you know which computer is the blondes?
The one with all the white out on the screen!
An old farmer has a blonde neighbor. One day he looks over and she's walking up to him. She asks him "neighbor, I just got two horses, but I want to know how to tell them apart!" and he replies "just cut the tail of one of them short, so one's got a long tail and one has a short one."
So she cuts the tail on one of the horses and for a while she can tell the two horses apart. However, not long after this the horse with the longer tail gets his tail stuck in a pricker bush, and half of his tail hairs are ripped out. Now the tails are the same length on both of the horses.
So the blonde goes back to the neighbor and says "Neighbor, I tried the tail cutting, but now I need another way, how do I tell my horses apart?" He replied "cut a notch in the ear of one of the horses, and you'll be able to tell them apart."
The blonde then returns and cuts a notch in one of the horse's ears. All is well until the other horse gets his head caught in some barbed wire fencing, and notches his ear in the exact same place.
Now the blonde is getting pretty fed up with trying to tell her horses apart, so she goes back to her neighbor one last time. He tells her to measure the horses, and then come back and tell him how tall each one is.
The blonde returns a little while later, looking very excited. The neighbor asks her "So, how tall are they?" and the blonde replies.......
"Why neighbor, the black one is three inches taller than the white one!"
