What? Where am I? Why am I on the floor? Oh, I'm in a pub. Ah, well, that explains it. I think. Bundylee, is that you up there on that chair? *struggles to stand* Oooh, I'd better sit down. *plunk* May I dry you a bink, miss?
I've also discovered other weapons we can use against Darth Bunn and his kitty comandos. Trent has been practicing guerrilla tactics in our storage room/bathroom of knocking large items down from high places. His aim's not very good yet, but the loud noises should scare off most kitty cats. Ophelia, Nakita, Tatyana, Cooper, Hayley and our other minxes can act as decoys to lure the toms of BuNN's army astray with their kittenish good looks and that sexy swish of the tails that they do. You know the one.
Oh! You have drinks and cake! Raspberry Daquiri for me, please.
It's Darth BuNN behind the bar! No wonder those drinks are having such a strong and fast effect on everyone! He may have over heard our plans! QUICK get him!!!
ooooiiiiii my head!!!!! what was in those 12 margaritas I had??? Mr Cat??? why do you have a pink umbrella behind your ear? is it a secret radar? OOOOOOoooooooooooo the girls have joined us!!! Yipeeeee! More cake for everyone! and a tail of the dog please *ssshhhh* can everyone talk a little quieter?
Ahhh Mr Taz how nice to see you!
And a Raspberry Daiquiri for Secret Agent valanhb
Kiwideus let me look at that injury for you! Hmmmm you should live, it will wash out of your hair I promise!
Secret Agent DragonLady good observation! We must pretend we haven't noticed though! That way we may be able to capture him! What's our plan???
katl8e I fear we may be tooooo late and Kumbulu has joined the dark side! We can do no more!
We must remain strong in the face of advisari! We must be aware at all times and vigilant! We must continue our training and put an end to Darth Bunn once and for all! We need to organise a secret meeting!
I leave for some personal appointments and you guys end up at a bar?? What kind of army is this. And Mr. Cat!! How could you get yourself in such a quandry?? 12 margaritas Bundy...a general! How could you meet him at a bar of all strategic places!!!
Ick! Oi! Now I have to rethink my whole strategy!
**Hangs head in shame!!****Prays for Kumbulus' return****
Thank goodness for Brenda's very helpful solution to the problem at hand!!
**Walks away from the strong stench & clothes soaked alcoholic influence**
Wait! Come back! We can explain! (We can?) Okay, see, we came in here for a nice little drink and some food. But, as it turns out, the drinks were spiked with — um — something. And so I passed out and Bundylee was rendered silly.
In any event, it's all somebody else's fault! I'm feeling much better now, so let's get on with whatever it was we came here to do. Just what was that, anyway?
Plan B is it? I see. *ahem* Well, where are my glasses? Would you please read the message, Whisker's Mom? I can't seem to find my glasses. *crunch* Oh, here they are.
Plan B. - It has been ordered that Bundy use all of her charm, wit and good looks to entice Darth Bunn. For this occasion, Margaritas are a must
. Once Darth Bunn's thoughts and eyes are focused only on Bundy....we can take over.
Mr. Cat....Oh! I'm not really sure how you are going to accomplish such a task. Are you really ready for this sky diving stunt??? And how in the world are you going to be able to all squeeze in there together???? And last but not least...where have they been hiding this jumping machine? I mean plane...
And lookie here.....all that is requested of Whisker's Mom (that's me!) is to make sure I keep the Margaritas coming. I can handle that.....