Hemmorrhoid - now that has to be the funniest thing I've heard for a cat name.
I'm not one to be offended or bothered by most kitty names, though using racial slurs is quite disgusting.
I'm also the type to go for funny names rather than cutesy names... but I'm not one to judge what other people name their pets.
*I* wouldn't name any cat of mine Fluffy, Snowball, Fuzzy, Midnight, Blacky or Smokey. Nothing wrong with those names, just too common or typical. "Cat" is one I hear a lot and usually the person who named their cat that thinks it's so original. It's not
Hemmorrhoid is just funny, though I'm not sure I'd like to be the owner calling out "Hemmorrhoid!" around the house! LOL
Scat, Scram, Pita, Beat-It - not the nicest of names, but funny. Scat what actually on the potential names list for Cosmo. Considering Comere (like saying "Come Here") was my last cat's name, Scat seemed sort of suiting
Other names that Cosmo almost got? Ringo, Yoyo, Beetle (my husband picked these), Simon, Sterling, Tuna (my daughter's choices), and Wolf, Chief, Scat and Stanley (my picks). Cosmo was never on the list. I just ended up coming up with it because we all like Seinfeld, was the only name we could all agree on, and it suited him.
The absolute worst names I've ever heard? Sh_t-Head, Chinese Food and any racial slur