I just finished a rapid fire gorge of hemp hearts and veggies, a green tea cookie covered in white chocolate, a whole wheat bagel with margarine and cheddar, and then two tablespoons of whipped chocolate icing in about ten minutes.
A stale croissant. There was one left in the pack I bought and the expiry date was today so I ate it. I think the date should have been yesterday at the latest, it was pretty stale.