KUMBULU WHERE ARE YOUuuuuuuuuuuuuu

mwahaha, already the infighting has started, so you will bend to my will.

The Kitty Army grows stronger by the minute, our elite ninja kitties have already gained access to your homes and have started steal your cat litter and catnip.

Resistance is futile.

Excuse me while I dig out my weapon of dooooooooooooooom.

For those who are worried about Bunn's Army moving closer to us, I have ordered a fleet of protective cars for us and our cats. They are equipped with stunners which will not hurt the army but zap them and they will have been defected to our army!

Oh my.....Mr. Cat really needs to see this mode of transportation!!!

Kassandra - I REALLY don't think it's appropriate to lodge a complaint for smacking - when you ASKED for it!!!!

Laurie, I'm shocked!!!! And I told Nakita that it would be alright to have a *crush* on Lazlo because his mommy is so nice.

Hmmmm...I'll have to reconsider!




And BuNN - Get real!!! Like Bundy and me could be separated by the likes of you. We are still strong in our resistance. And stop digging around for your weapon...of doooommm. All it is made of is a piece of plastic with a flashing light on the end!

And guess what BuNN boy, half your army just defected (even Action Jackson)!!! Muahahahahh....Yes that's right, look here:

Army Up For Adoption In Toronto

I think BuNN needs a good afternoon nap with his blankie.

Hahahaha!

Kassandra - are you SURE you're still on our side? It sounds like diversionary tactics going on here to me....

Leslie, love, when you're back after your short sortie, you'll have to help get this straightened out!

Good Loki!!!! I turn my bed down for a cat nap and look what happens!!!!!
BuNN of Doooooooooomm Be off with you yon scally wag! Trying to cause a ruckus hey???? Well there will be no Valentines for you!!!!! (or soup!) Infighting my wide bottom! :tounge2:

our elite ninja kitties have already gained access to your homes and have started teal your cat litter and catnip

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Or was that who the scraggly little kitty was?......how cute! all bedraggled and dirty, mewling plaintively about the harsh treatment he was being subjected too! Poor little dear! Gave him a can of kitty food and some hot milk and cookies! When he was feline himself again he told me of the horror he had been going through and asked me where the nearest consulate was! Apparently there is this mad man called bread roll or something (couldn't quite work it out) He said this guy didn't feed them or clean them or give them scritches under the chin or little tuna treats or anything! They weren't even allowed to go play with string or cat nap! Apparently the 4 or 5 cats in this bread rolls care were a motley crew, flea infested, hungry and cold! He also told me that they were going to defect to the nearest shelter and report him to the authorities at the soonest possible opportunity!, Poor lickle lovie. I told him not to fear the strange dark man! As he obviously had stability problems and found it hard to show affection!
I asked kitty what other names this cruel man went by and he said something that sounded like Bath!?!?!? Bath Roooooooom!?!?!?!? How strange! Anyway we must ban together girls against this man! for he has done me wrong!!!

I have made up a little chant we can all sing at him!!! It will force him to withdraw back to the cabbage patch he came from! Sing with me girls and we will rise victorious!!!!!!!!!!

We will.... Fight Fight Fight!
Through the long dark night!
With our strength and might!
Till it's broad day light!

Oi Oi Oi and a jar of vegemite!

He is Bunn Bunn Bunn!
what a silly little Hun!
He really is no fun!
We've got him on the run!!

Oi Oi Oi and a jar of vegemite!

kick his butt butt butt
He's a great big mutt!
Watch the way he struts!
What a silly little klutz!

Oi Oi Oi and a jar of vegemite!

Must be sung loudly to the accompaniment of caterwauling!

Kiwideus my loyal Paduan! Thank you for finding such remarkable weaponry! You shall be in charge of organising the fleet!

Whisker's mom please send SOS to Agent 007 Mr Cat! We need reinforcements!!!

Laurie can you continue to keep some of our more way ward troops in line please! You are doing such a great job!

Kassy dear please don't keep Lazlo and Nakita apart! You and Laurie are such good litter mates after all! and we must remain strong to keep up our defences against this Bath Room chap!

Kass you loyalty and support won't go unrecognised either! You may be in line for the Kitty medal of velure!

Kiwideus Try not to laugh at your fellow army buddies you know it puts them off the stride and that they collapse in to fits of giggles at the drop of a hat!

Laurie I think Kass is safe! After all she has the Femme Nakita so she can't be all that bad! I think I will make you head of the Sniffer Department! For your outstanding spy capabilities!

Now whilst I am only in command of a small part of the litter Box my fellow troops are making me proud!!! So ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!!!! Hmmmmmm I think I need another nap now!!!

I love the song!

Maybe we can smear vegemite on the evil Bunn army.....hrmm....

I will distract him with chocolate treats while you'all rescue the kitties. Quick -- I know I've got cake fixins' here somewhere!!

Well done girls!!! Always at the ready! Get the mixers out!! Get the oven ready!!! About turn! Forward march!!!!!!!

Kiwideus I have organised for a truck load of Vegemite to be dropped off at strategic locations!

FIRE AT WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tounge2:

Excellent, I will get the spatulas ready to smear and to fling!

*pant, pant, cough, cough* I'm back!!!!!

Okay, I went...over the hills and far away....(humming slightly to the tune of Teletubbies...)

Was not able to track down Mr. Cat. I did the best I could.

(((Please, please, please......Mr. Cat, find my message in a bottle.)))

I'll help with the firing but...first, I need to rest up.

I found a note, inside a bottle washed up on the shore, written by Whisker's mom and asserting I was needed here right away. So I rush on over, only to learn Kumbulu is missing; and apparently everyone's given up on finding Kumbulu; and now some kind of war involving Vegemite and The Kitty Army is ravaging the landscape!



Thank goodness I've brought a jar of Marmite with me! (A cyber friend in England sent it to me some months ago; and I tasted it, once.) So, how come nobody's still out looking for Kumbulu?



Okay, what can I do to help in this search/war scenario? What in blazes is The Kitty Army? (Yes, I've been away.) And why are people rushing about with large containers of Vegemite, dumping the contents on hapless victims? *takes cover as Vegemite bomb detonates nearby*



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OH MR CAT 007 Yeah!!!! So glad we found you! It's a terrible state of affairs! We are being overrun by an Evil Dark War Lord called Darth Bunn you can find some information that we intercepted about him at http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/sho...threadid=13938

We must band together before he takes over in his quest for world domination and kittynapping! With you at our side we are invincible (I think)

Marmite hey? hmmmmm does it have the same firing qualities as vegemite? It will have to do!

We are still searching for KUMBULU Mr Cat! We fear she may have been lead over to the Dark side of the litter box!!! Oh what to do! We must sing our war chant loud and long! That will help!

Kiwideus please watch where you are firing that vegemite!!!!!!!!! You nearly hit Mr Cat!
Mr Cat when you have been fully briefed we shall rendezvous again for further orders!

Yours in this great time of turmoil

General Bundy

Mr.Cat!! So good of you to join us! My name is Kass and I will be happy to update you on the Darth BuNN and the kitty army story. I have provided you with the link that describes the early days of the invasion.

The Beginning Of The Invasion

Since then he has interrupted several threads with threats of expanding his invasion. This current thread is his feeble attempts to further his army.

Our current status is to re-locate Kumbulu and take down the kitty army (to be more exact smother Darth BuNN in vegemite). I succeeded earlier to place some of the army up for adoption when they landed on my doorstep. They tried to sneak into my home but Nakita had other plans for them.

Hope this has been an adequate report. Please feel free to commence any new resistance techniques or offer other choice of weapons against Darth BuNN.

This battle will be won!

Ah...Bundy! You beat me too it!

Yay!!! Mr.Cat....As usual, we can ALWAYS count on you!

Ever alert and vigilant Commander Kass!

Job well done though! :tounge2:

Thank you, everyone, for your excellent information. This is a fine mess, isn't it? Please give me a little while to digest (so to speak) the situation. *seeks napping area*



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