Well for me..there was a time when my aunt bought me make up knowing good and well that I don't wear make up. So therefore I didn't really get a gift because..I gave that to my sister..when my aunt wasn't around that is.
OMG that's NAASTY!!!Originally Posted by Emma's Friend
I got a "POO PET" from my brother one Christmas. It was a little sculpture of a sleeping cat made out of dried cow dung. You were supposed to put it under a plant and let it slowly release fertilizing nutrients as it erroded. It was pretty creepy.
If my bf bought me a big giant spider I'd kill him...Originally Posted by dicknleah
my ex bought me a tarantula and a shark's tooth. No wonder he's my ex.
I had my taranny for many years and loved her. One day she just laid down and died.
Gee thanks mom but last time I checked my boyfriend made the hickeys well I mean okay *walks out*Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256
My mom last Christmas bought me this weird thing that cleans your pores. I dont even know what it's called lol.. it's got a REALLY strong suction on it and sounds like a mini air compressor! lol. I tried it once and OMG I about died laughing because it gave me a light hickey on my chin!
It ended up being a toy for the kids!
I get the not-me gifts A LOT..because I'm not a girly girl so everyone is trying to MAKE me be a girly girl..mhmm go on keep waisting your money..it's not happening sorry!!Originally Posted by Purr
I've never really gotten anything weird, but my ex-future-mother-in-law used to get me the most not-me gifts ever. She'd get me big knitted, patchwork sweaters, and one time she got me a pen with a clock on itand she got be a big rain poncho once. Now she just gets me gift certificates.
Well anyone that knows me for 15 minutes knows on the spot I'm a HUGE music fan. For christmas I get 2 inch tall lord of the rings figurines.........uhm okay he gives me things related to what HE likes...makes a lot of senseOriginally Posted by Tari
I don't know that this is weird, exactly, but the most off-base gift I've ever received was from an ex-boyfriend. We had been dating for several months, and for Christmas he gave me fur-lined gloves. Now, this is only strange because anybody who knows me for like 15 minutes gets that I'm a huge animal lover and not a fan of fur (unless it's still breathing). I handed them back to him and broke up with him on the spot on Christmas Eve. I know...I'm totally heartless but I figured if he we'd been together that long and didn't know at least that much about me I really didn't want to be with him.
I'm with you on this one... that's creepy. I don't know what I'd say if my mother-in-law had given me lingerie as a gift!Originally Posted by OllyExtra05
The night before my wedding, my mother in law told me she had a present for me. It was a see-through, lacy negligee--very pretty, but the fact that she was giving me lingerie I found just a little bit creepy, like "Here you go, here's something nice to wear when you hump my son" LOL!
I am not easily embarrassed, but that—that just—oh my.Originally Posted by OllyExtra05
The night before my wedding, my mother in law told me she had a present for me. It was a see-through, lacy negligee--very pretty, but the fact that she was giving me lingerie I found just a little bit creepy, like "Here you go, here's something nice to wear when you hump my son" LOL!
Originally Posted by marie-p
And this year for my birthday my ex-boyfriend wrote me a cheque. At first I thought that was weird... he's usually a lot more thoughtful than that. Then he told me he knew I had a lot of vet bills to pay and he thought he'd help me a little. That was sweet!
I nearly spewed all over my monitor!Originally Posted by OllyExtra05
The night before my wedding, my mother in law told me she had a present for me. It was a see-through, lacy negligee--very pretty, but the fact that she was giving me lingerie I found just a little bit creepy, like "Here you go, here's something nice to wear when you hump my son" LOL!