What jokes were made about your last name?

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by mferr84

sounds like: fur-air-ruh

i dont know if that helps

anderson is an okay name, easier to say and spell anyway... cant wait to have it again!

Okay, so I had it right then. So.... ummmmm... can your dad get me a discount on Anderson bats? He must
be related. I mean.... how many Andersons can there be in North America?

 

[ollyextra05]

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

I got one for you... my sister got married to a man with the last name of Felter. Her co-workers made of her name... she was then known as:

Toni Felter-Bunns and LIKED IT!

My husband once knew a woman whose maiden name was Bent, and her husband's last name was Dick, so she became Marsha Bent-Dick. I kid you not.

If my grandmother were to add all of her last names together she'd be Elaine Finger Dye Marks....but she just goes by Marks, thank goodness!

 

[mferr84]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Okay, so I had it right then. So.... ummmmm... can your dad get me a discount on Anderson bats? He must
be related. I mean.... how many Andersons can there be in North America?

oh, of course,we are the only ones...

didnt ya know, our house is right next to the factory, i will just run over there and swipe a few for ya!

 

[pandybear]

my maiden name was whiley and at school i used to get wile - e -coyote

Remember that thread about what we hate about our bodies?? Well, I started, ahem, "blooming" in about 5th or 6th grade. I was always well-endowed (still am, dammit) AND my last name is. . . . . .




WOOTERS

Kinda speaks for itself, don't it??

sorry.....your post made me laugh!


felicia

 

[ccoccocats]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Hey Cheryl, I had no idea your last name was part of your username!

To bad you've heard them all. Maybe I could think up some new ones though.

Really? I took the C in Cheryl and Cocco and came up with ccocco and since I love cats, just added that to it. Hence ccoccocats

I'm a Genius! BTW Ryan I would L O V E it if YOU were to come up with some good ones. I think, personally, you have the greatest sense of humor. I so much love it.

 

[ccoccocats]

Originally Posted by CJandBilly

Go for it... we all know you're just joking

Hey Cassie, I would, but, you never confirmed if your last name was Bunn? Let me know and I'll take it from there.

 

[cjandbilly]

Ye-es, it is.

 

[ccoccocats]

Joke #1:
Cassie the "Crumb Bunn"

Joke #2:

Two guys in a diner:
1st guy: Hey Cassie can I have one of your buns, they look pretty good?
2nd guy: Her buns aren't all they're CRACKED up to be!!!!!

 

[chester&piper]

My grade 3 French teacher's last name was Dick. Madame Dick (we would call her My Dam* Dick)! Oh, and her husband's name was Harry... I kid you not!!

 

[gratefulbear629]

My last name is Armitage. Not many people know how to pronounce it.
It's Arm-a-tage. (last part sounds like age)

I don't remember too many jokes about it.. only one from a kid who used to be on my bus stop in the 6th or 7th grade.. he used to call me "Katie ArmNHammer". I used to hate him for it. But I got the best.. *his* name was Tracey Hippensteel. haha I had fun with that!

I think the worst was a kid I used to go to high school with.. His name was........

Marinos Marinos Marinos!!
First, middle AND last. No wonder he was such a jerk!

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Really? I took the C in Cheryl and Cocco and came up with ccocco and since I love cats, just added that to it. Hence ccoccocats

I'm a Genius! BTW Ryan I would L O V E it if YOU were to come up with some good ones. I think, personally, you have the greatest sense of humor. I so much love it.

Well I would, but then I'd have to give up my last name and I don't want it to come up in internet searches, so I don't want to post it.

 

[kellyyfaber]

Well, I won't really go into much detail but my maiden name was Kelly Walls.

You can come up with tons of terrible nicknames with a name like that. Believe me, I heard them all!!!

 

[cjandbilly]

Awww, Kelly... don't WALLow in your shame!

 

[ccoccocats]

Ryan I think we got confused here. This was your quote.

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Hey Cheryl, I had no idea your last name was part of your username!

To bad you've heard them all. Maybe I could think up some new ones though.

And I answered you with this:

Originally Posted by ccoccocats


Ryan I would L O V E it if YOU were to come up with some good ones. I think, personally, you have the greatest sense of humor. I so much love it.

Then you answered this:

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Well I would, but then I'd have to give up my last name and I don't want it to come up in internet searches, so I don't want to post it.

Now I'm posting this:

Why do you have to give up your last name (even though I know it

) to come up with some new jokes about MY last name?

 

[gilly]

My last name is Fitch....

You can imagine all the stuff that was sung about me

lol

My mums maiden name has to be the worse though,

Fuggle

 

[cyber cat]

My last name is Dyche. I've been called so many names, when people try to pronounce it. There has only been maybe about 5 people in my life that has pronounced it the right way and was I surprised!

The worst was when I was in school and the teachers and principle would announce my name.

The 'I' is pronounced like the 'I' in Ice and the 'E' is silent.

It's pronounced D-ī-ch

 

[katspixiedust]

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

My husband once knew a woman whose maiden name was Bent, and her husband's last name was Dick, so she became Marsha Bent-Dick. I kid you not.

Holy moly!

 

[katspixiedust]

I heard some good ones growing up pertaining to a couple of other children. When I was in high school there were 3 girls (2 older twins, one a few years younger) that went to my school who's last name was Raabe, pronounced like rabie. Couple that with the fact that these girls were all a little wild...some people found the name just too fitting for their behavior.

My mom was a teacher for quite a few years and once had a little girl in her class with the last name Raper.

She always felt very sorry for her.

Mom also had a teacher friend who had twin boys in her class whose first names were Orangejello and Lemonjello. I kid you not. SOOOOOOO mean on the part of the parents.

When I was about 9, I was in Children's Musical Theatre in town and there was a boy there whose name was Ashley Hull...except he always wanted to go by Ash. Imagine the hysterics as everyone called out "AshHull, AshHull!"

 

[halfpint]

Well mine was Booher, So I got called BOO-HER, BOOKER, BOGGER

and then it didn't help 1st name was Lois, So I got called Low ass- No ass

because mostly I didn't have one at all

and as an adult I am 4'11' so I was pretty darn low to the ground back then

 

[rosehawke]

Originally Posted by katspixiedust

...
Mom also had a teacher friend who had twin boys in her class whose first names were Orangejello and Lemonjello. I kid you not. SOOOOOOO mean on the part of the parents....

I've heard this one before. Presumably they're supposd to be pronounced Oh-RON-gelo and Li-MON-gelo.

Not much you can do with "Riley"

! However my "real" first name is Cecilia. The only problem I ever had was this girl in my freshman HS class who would start singing the Simon & Garfunkel song every time she saw me. I swear I wanted to strangle her

!

Fortunately I've got a pretty good eye/ear as to how names are pronounced and have on more than one occasion surprised someone when I pronounced their name correctly. I will admit that "Dyche" threw me though! I probably would've ventured either "Ditch" or "Dikey" as the pronounciation.

Cindy