Sash- punker, punk-rocker, punkerdoodle, lover, loverboy, my sweet baby, big bear, handsome man! Isn't it so wonderful, they never care what we call them?
When Junior is running around with his tail on fire I call him either Psycho or Sci-Fi (short for Psychotic Feline). Other times I call him Dude, Boy, Mister, and the obligatory Hey You.