Doesn't everybody???Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
DH mostly farts in his sleep.Often it's a fart then a giggle.
Doesn't everybody???Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
DH mostly farts in his sleep.Often it's a fart then a giggle.
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
DH mostly farts in his sleep.Often it's a fart then a giggle.
Those are not farts, that is the sound it makes when the man kills the vicious barking spiders. There matting habits are strange, and they must crawel between the male butt crack, however men have a bulit sixth sense and we no know when to tighten up(in are sleep), which then cracks the hard shell,Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
DH mostly farts in his sleep.Often it's a fart then a giggle..
Oh well I'm glad I know now. Those vicious spiders must be related to stink bugs or something then too right?Originally Posted by theimp98
Those are not farts, that is the sound it makes when the man kills the vicious barking spiders. There matting habits are strange, and they must crawel between the male butt crack, however men have a bulit sixth sense and we no know when to tighten up(in are sleep), which then cracks the hard shell,
we do this to stop them from laying eggs on are females.
Of course!!Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
Oh well I'm glad I know now. Those vicious spiders must be related to stink bugs or something then too right?
I lived with a vet, and learned how to say "I surrender!" in Vietnamese (sounds like "Chew hoy") - when he'd attack me in his sleep, I'd say it and he'd back right off! ...Sometimes I had to say it from the floor, though. After several months of this, I started to feel a little like a vet, myself. Poor man.Originally Posted by KittKatt
My s/o "beats" me up, too:But he's a Vietnam War Vet, and still has nightmares.
You really can't blame the poor guys for having nightmares: who knows what kind of horrors they witnessed while in combat?!Originally Posted by MargeCat
My DH is a Persian Gulf War vet, and I think he may have nightmares about the war, too.
It's the same way w/ my s/o: if I touch him or bump into him, he has bad reactions, and then I get hit or kicked or something..Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
One of my old co-workers says she can't touch her husband at all when he's sleeping because of his Vietnam experiences.
The cats don't seem to bother my s/o, either. Go figure..The dog however doesn't seem to bother him.
That is what my DH does. I apparently snoreOriginally Posted by koodeez
Doesn't everybody???
Hmmmm - interestingOriginally Posted by cat52
I lived with a vet, and learned how to say "I surrender!" in Vietnamese (sounds like "Chew hoy") - when he'd attack me in his sleep, I'd say it and he'd back right off! ...Sometimes I had to say it from the floor, though. After several months of this, I started to feel a little like a vet, myself. Poor man.
Originally Posted by lunasmom
Earlier tonight I went back through this thread and B has taken to "reading" over my shoulder when I'm on TCS.
Anyhoo, I was in this thread and he started to read it and said "OH NO!! You better NOT respond to that thread"
No, not tonight sweety, I already did....two days ago
My boyfriend doesn't know I started this thread.Originally Posted by lunasmom
Earlier tonight I went back through this thread and B has taken to "reading" over my shoulder when I'm on TCS.
Anyhoo, I was in this thread and he started to read it and said "OH NO!! You better NOT respond to that thread"
No, not tonight sweety, I already did....two days ago