Ok..so I read this post, got on all fours and started panting like a dog (got a weird look from my husband).
As would be expected, two cats (Boris and Theodore) did come up to me. Theodore took it as a sign of cuddle time and started rubbing his head against my face. But Boris thought I was a cool new climbing frame and jumped on my back...his claws really hurt....as I shouted 'ouch' and tried to get out of this silly position, he dug his claws into me further.... and I now have scratch marks down my back.
This experiment should come with a warning.
As would be expected, two cats (Boris and Theodore) did come up to me. Theodore took it as a sign of cuddle time and started rubbing his head against my face. But Boris thought I was a cool new climbing frame and jumped on my back...his claws really hurt....as I shouted 'ouch' and tried to get out of this silly position, he dug his claws into me further.... and I now have scratch marks down my back.
This experiment should come with a warning.