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In my surfings I came across this website called "The Bad Kitty List." It is a list of statements, a la Bart Simpson, that you would insist your cat write a hundred times on the blackboard for their endearing (?) naughtinesses (is that a word? LOL).
The site has some really funny ones under all subjects (other critters, christmas, hygiene, bathroom, food, etc, etc, etc, and is really funny reading. It's http://www.badpets.net/BadPets/BadKitty.html.
I thought it would also be fun to come up with blackboard punishments for our own little kitties to write 100 times (complete with their names, of course, so they will not be mistaken as to who we are talking about
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THE CAT SITE'S "BAD KITTY LIST"
Rocky-Rockette: If Mommy forgets to close the closet door, I will not jump on her best and most expensive clothes and use them to play "Tarzan of the Apes."
Deja Vu: When Mommy is eating, if after I stand up to pull on her hand, pat her on the nose, stick my face in her face and sniff sadly in the air to beg for food, if after all that she is kind enough to offer me some of her dinner, and I decide I don't want any, I will not sneeze on it before walking away (this goes especially for egg rolls).
Little Big Man: I will not stick my ice-cold wet nose into Mommy's eye while she is sleeping to wake her up.
The site has some really funny ones under all subjects (other critters, christmas, hygiene, bathroom, food, etc, etc, etc, and is really funny reading. It's http://www.badpets.net/BadPets/BadKitty.html.
I thought it would also be fun to come up with blackboard punishments for our own little kitties to write 100 times (complete with their names, of course, so they will not be mistaken as to who we are talking about
THE CAT SITE'S "BAD KITTY LIST"
Rocky-Rockette: If Mommy forgets to close the closet door, I will not jump on her best and most expensive clothes and use them to play "Tarzan of the Apes."
Deja Vu: When Mommy is eating, if after I stand up to pull on her hand, pat her on the nose, stick my face in her face and sniff sadly in the air to beg for food, if after all that she is kind enough to offer me some of her dinner, and I decide I don't want any, I will not sneeze on it before walking away (this goes especially for egg rolls).
Little Big Man: I will not stick my ice-cold wet nose into Mommy's eye while she is sleeping to wake her up.