No, maybe it's not fair BUT - on the positive side:
There are no such things as wrinkles - they are lines of experience.
There is no such thing as grey hair - it is executive silver.
There is no such thing as fat - it's famine padding.
There is no such thing as getting old - it's an annual re-adjustment.
The way I see it, you can either spend your life complaining about what's fair and what's not and worrying about your appearance - and get old and weathered anyway, or you can accept the fact that it's going to happen, continue to eat and live well and happily and grow old as disgracefully as possible. Enjoy life while you have it, because 80-90 years isn't really not long in the grand scheme of things.
I have a belly that is currently exerting it's own gravitational force on things around me, but I'm happy in knowing that it's my own fault
I'm doing things about it now, of course and I'm in the gym as often as I can be. I'm quite content to be so well insulated over the winter months
Kick back and enjoy life - if you're not happy with the way you are, then you can always do something about it.
There are no such things as wrinkles - they are lines of experience.
There is no such thing as grey hair - it is executive silver.
There is no such thing as fat - it's famine padding.
There is no such thing as getting old - it's an annual re-adjustment.
The way I see it, you can either spend your life complaining about what's fair and what's not and worrying about your appearance - and get old and weathered anyway, or you can accept the fact that it's going to happen, continue to eat and live well and happily and grow old as disgracefully as possible. Enjoy life while you have it, because 80-90 years isn't really not long in the grand scheme of things.
I have a belly that is currently exerting it's own gravitational force on things around me, but I'm happy in knowing that it's my own fault
Kick back and enjoy life - if you're not happy with the way you are, then you can always do something about it.