Some "You might be a redneck if..." lines

[neetanddave]

Hey, West Virginia wasn't on the list!

Sorry!

 

[lottomagicz4941]

If Jesus were a redneck would he have turned the water in to beer?

If Jesus were a cat whould he have turned the water into milk?

 

[silentnate]

Originally Posted by halfpint

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

I think all countries have their own form of Redneck- I've heard most of these jokes said about people living in Somerset

or Wiltshire