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This is so cute, @ Davey. Why can't I ever think of stuff like that ro say? Guess it's my proper European upbringing
WOW!Donutte, I always knew cats were smart. But I think you are the very first cat I have met who not only has online account, they are having litterbox issues before a job interview!
Hang in their pussy! I am sure the farmer has plenty of work for a cat like you. Plus there is benefits such as all the mice you can eat in the barn cafe, which is awesome!!
My suggestion is hiding behind a bush and peeing there like dogs do, just do not let the boss see you do it or other animals as they may gossip.
Usually for humans I suggest waiting to see if the HR person puts out their paw and not offering to shake hands, but in your case I suggest putting up your tail and rubbing along both ankles after a long stare into the farmer's eyes. If he bends over to rub you, you got the job in the bag!
Also, have your coat polished down shiny with spit so you look tops.The worst thing any cat can do is show up to a job interview looking mangey.
I hope you get the mousing job, Donutte! Let us know.