Chocolate would ask two questions. "Why is Darwin allowed in this house?" and "Why don't you put out all the bags of treats at once and let me pick through them at my leisure?"
Darwin would want to know why we won't let him have Chocolate as his chase and chew toy.
Velcro would whine for opposable thumbs so he wouldn't have to ask us to open the window and let him slaughter the squirrels/birds/imaginary creatures outside.
I would ask, "Why me?"
Snoop would be standing there with Mowgli asking the same question. Then he would want to know why his bed is not in the house.Food-obsessed Mowgli would ask, "Why do you make me starve all the time?"