I have recently learned that just because I am laying on the couch does not make it off limits for kitty NASCAR-OUCH!!!!!!
So THAT'S how they do it!!! Oooooh, those kits!!Originally Posted by gemlady
And would that be a pregnant woman with a full bladder?
I have learned that cats sense full bladders and will position themselves accordingly as to make it hard to get up and to the bathroom in time.
I didn't, but I have it now.Originally Posted by emily_325
I used to have that taped on my bedroom wall as a teenager.
Why do they tempt us like that?! They know we're gonna take the bait, little monsters. It's not my fault she has a cute little white patch in all that gray that I just have to touchOriginally Posted by LuckyGirl
That is my LuckyGirl to a T! She will roll around with the MOST adorable little pink belly & white fur showing with a look like "Here Mommy Mommy Mommy!!!" and as soon as I touch it, I get the "HOW DARE YOU?!" look....
Originally Posted by goosehazel
Why do they tempt us like that?! They know we're gonna take the bait, little monsters. It's not my fault she has a cute little white patch in all that gray that I just have to touch
Heather, you are so funny, and your kitties antics crack me up!!!Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
This morning I learned something new. A little silver tabby has figured out how to turn off the light in our bedroom, a feat he has never been able to accomplish before. For months now he has stared at the chain hanging from our ceiling fan/light above our bed, and he has tried to get that chain. He has tried jumping straight up, he has tried a leap off of Meowmy's behind, he has tried a running jump from the dresser, and all with no luck. This morning he finally defeated the light. While looking for my other Steve Madden boot under my bed the light went off, I thought I blew the bulb, until I looked up and saw a mischeivous silver tabby, horns ablazing, hanging by his teeth from the chain in mid air! Then he dropped. I said "LOuie NO!" and turned the light back on, got on my hands & knees to search for the boot again, andthe light went off again. "LOUIE!!! KNOCK IT OFF!" I turn the light on, and look for the boot...the light went off again. I was so angry, but all I could do was laugh....he had such a look of satifaction! He was acting all smug, and proud for getting the light chain....so I picked him up and he was purring away....
(the boot was in the living room, under the computer desk?!)
Thanks Helen!Originally Posted by Bella713
Heather, you are so funny, and your kitties antics crack me up!!!
She makes poor Louie sound like a rather trashy transvetite.Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
Thanks Helen!So glad I can make you laugh.... Saturday, well I had my neice Catie all weekend, & Jazzy, & I get Damien at 8am Sat morning. Well my SIL has a key so she just lets herself in & they come back & wake me up. Well this past Sat she comes in my front door to the foyer area and the baby is hollering "momma kitty, wook kitty momma!" And she knows that mine are NOT allowed out of the living areas (the foyer leads outside & to the basement, all kitty no-no areas). But he has had a growth spurt this last week, and his black stripes seem to have gotten wider & blacker, so she picked him up & did "the checklist" as she called it. She said "Are you Louie?! Wait, lemme look at your paws....little blue kitty press on nails? Check. Collar with rhinestones? Check. LOUIE!!! HOW DID YOU GET OUT HERE!!! YOUR MOMMA"S GONNA BEAT YOUR FURRY LITTLE HINEY!!!"I still don't know how he got out there....the door was locked from the inside.This is something that my LuckyGirl has NEVER done.
(press on nails & rhinestones? am I that bad???)
Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
Thanks Helen!So glad I can make you laugh.... Saturday, well I had my neice Catie all weekend, & Jazzy, & I get Damien at 8am Sat morning. Well my SIL has a key so she just lets herself in & they come back & wake me up. Well this past Sat she comes in my front door to the foyer area and the baby is hollering "momma kitty, wook kitty momma!" And she knows that mine are NOT allowed out of the living areas (the foyer leads outside & to the basement, all kitty no-no areas). But he has had a growth spurt this last week, and his black stripes seem to have gotten wider & blacker, so she picked him up & did "the checklist" as she called it. She said "Are you Louie?! Wait, lemme look at your paws....little blue kitty press on nails? Check. Collar with rhinestones? Check. LOUIE!!! HOW DID YOU GET OUT HERE!!! YOUR MOMMA"S GONNA BEAT YOUR FURRY LITTLE HINEY!!!"I still don't know how he got out there....the door was locked from the inside.This is something that my LuckyGirl has NEVER done.
(press on nails & rhinestones? am I that bad???)
Louie is what you'd call a "metrosexual"....Originally Posted by Satai
She makes poor Louie sound like a rather trashy transvetite.
"Your momma's gonna beat your furry little hiney?"
Please, let the neighbours not have heard that!
In our house we say gonna get your Coolie!!!! I used to say it to Bella and she would get this wild look in her eye and take off running!!!!Originally Posted by LuckyGirl
"Your momma's gonna beat your furry little hiney?" it's an Italian thing....it's just a saying....like "your so cute I could just eat you!"