This is a post I found on craigslist...
I have ended my seven month relationship with my cat/kitten. Not that I didnt love my cat he was a nice cat. But the little ****er shed really bad and wouldnt shut up at night. I havent had a decent nights sleep for seven months. Long story short..he has moved on to bigger and better things and an owner who has all the requisite animal care products.
BUT, I now have a full line of cat products that I NEVER plan on using again. If you are getting a new kitten this little package is almost the perfect starter kit..sans toys. The little ****er made mince meat out off the thirty some odd toys I bought him.
Items include:
Scratching Post: This may sound stupid but it was barely used. He seemed to like tearing up my curtains more and I had him declawed shortly after purchasing the $22 post.
Litter Box: A nice big one to minimize spraying of cat excrement. Have you ever tried cleaning cat **** off a wall? Its almost impossible. This is a must have.
Assorted foods: Ideal for a kitten and some soft food is included. I was never home so I would give him this to ease my guilty conscience.
Worm pills: Yes cats get worms and it is totally disgusting. You'll want this around for immediate treatment the first time you find a tape worm haning out his ass..trust me on this one.
Nail Clippers: Along with my scratching post this was purchased in hopes of ending his reign of terror over my drapes and furniture. It works great but is actually more soothing for the owner. You get to exact a little vengence on him in the name of hygiene.
Grooming Comb: The piece de resistance (dont know how to spell this in french) of the kitty starter kit..a must have. No one told me that cats shed when I was thinking about getting my cat. Well they do ...a lot!!! You will need this and this one is the Cadillac of the hair removal industry, $39 new (yes they are ****ing expensive). But once the cat starts dropping fur balls all over the place you will realize it's worth every penny.
This can all be yours for $50 bucks. All told it's worth a little over $90 new. But hey after the cat pisses in your new litter box for the first time it will be no better than the one I am selling. Plus if you buy today I will throw in the food bowl for free..how bout that!!!
I fought the kitty battle and lost. You can have my ammo though
Here is my response please excuse my launguage I am peeved:
Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m glad your cat has a better life! For future reference I hope you never plan on being a pet owner! Maybe you should have done your research before making such a decision? Declawing??? Nice solution… Not only are you an ass but you mutilated your cat because you do not have the patience or the intelligence on how to train or correct behavior issues! I feel so sorry for your cat (way to traumatize something so innocent) I have a 7 month old kitten and unlike your sorry ass I spend time with her (she never touched my furniture after I showed her what to do with her post)! Kittens are just that… Kittens! Do yourself and the world a huge favor and stay pet free, your ignorance is pitiful! Youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re not humane enough to provide an animal with love! Really lets think here… Whoâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the ****er?
Wow I really honestly could hurt people like this!
I have ended my seven month relationship with my cat/kitten. Not that I didnt love my cat he was a nice cat. But the little ****er shed really bad and wouldnt shut up at night. I havent had a decent nights sleep for seven months. Long story short..he has moved on to bigger and better things and an owner who has all the requisite animal care products.
BUT, I now have a full line of cat products that I NEVER plan on using again. If you are getting a new kitten this little package is almost the perfect starter kit..sans toys. The little ****er made mince meat out off the thirty some odd toys I bought him.
Items include:
Scratching Post: This may sound stupid but it was barely used. He seemed to like tearing up my curtains more and I had him declawed shortly after purchasing the $22 post.
Litter Box: A nice big one to minimize spraying of cat excrement. Have you ever tried cleaning cat **** off a wall? Its almost impossible. This is a must have.
Assorted foods: Ideal for a kitten and some soft food is included. I was never home so I would give him this to ease my guilty conscience.
Worm pills: Yes cats get worms and it is totally disgusting. You'll want this around for immediate treatment the first time you find a tape worm haning out his ass..trust me on this one.
Nail Clippers: Along with my scratching post this was purchased in hopes of ending his reign of terror over my drapes and furniture. It works great but is actually more soothing for the owner. You get to exact a little vengence on him in the name of hygiene.
Grooming Comb: The piece de resistance (dont know how to spell this in french) of the kitty starter kit..a must have. No one told me that cats shed when I was thinking about getting my cat. Well they do ...a lot!!! You will need this and this one is the Cadillac of the hair removal industry, $39 new (yes they are ****ing expensive). But once the cat starts dropping fur balls all over the place you will realize it's worth every penny.
This can all be yours for $50 bucks. All told it's worth a little over $90 new. But hey after the cat pisses in your new litter box for the first time it will be no better than the one I am selling. Plus if you buy today I will throw in the food bowl for free..how bout that!!!
I fought the kitty battle and lost. You can have my ammo though
Here is my response please excuse my launguage I am peeved:
Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m glad your cat has a better life! For future reference I hope you never plan on being a pet owner! Maybe you should have done your research before making such a decision? Declawing??? Nice solution… Not only are you an ass but you mutilated your cat because you do not have the patience or the intelligence on how to train or correct behavior issues! I feel so sorry for your cat (way to traumatize something so innocent) I have a 7 month old kitten and unlike your sorry ass I spend time with her (she never touched my furniture after I showed her what to do with her post)! Kittens are just that… Kittens! Do yourself and the world a huge favor and stay pet free, your ignorance is pitiful! Youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re not humane enough to provide an animal with love! Really lets think here… Whoâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the ****er?
Wow I really honestly could hurt people like this!