Game: Twisted TCS Username Rhymes and a ½.com

[MoochNNoodles]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Well, in case you didn't realize it's a totally fictional rhyme... I took some of her delicious gum expecting that she would be mad upon discovering who did it. Instead, she laughed, so I was just grateful that she didn't twist my thumb and break it for doing so. I heard she was an expert thumb wrestler, not a bum wrestler!

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Well why didn't you just say so? I mean she could have sat on you and broke it. Who knows? There are lots of possibilities!

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Well why didn't you just say so? I mean she could have sat on you and broke it. Who knows? There are lots of possibilities!

I was running out of rhyming words.

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

I was running out of rhyming words.

Ok well she could have called your Mum, or gone all numb, or drank some rum, or called you dumb (not that you are!

)!

 

[sanctie]

Thought I'd try someone new....

This one is for Cindy (Katl8e):

There was a woman named Katl8e,
she went on many dating sprees.
She tried to teach the single gals on TCS
how to make men weak in the knees.

She set up office hours
to teach us all her powers.
We were so clueless
she didn't know if she could cope,
She did her best but still discovered
that were all without hope!

So she finally washed her hands clean
Planted a magic bean
She climbed up the stalk to a place so high
Where she's now a regular dating machine!

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Ok well she could have called your Mum, or gone all numb, or drank some rum, or called you dumb (not that you are!

)!

Oh wait! she did call you dumb! Ok she could have tossed you a plum!

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Originally Posted by Sanctie

Thought I'd try someone new....

This one is for Cindy (Katl8e):

There was a woman named Katl8e,
she went on many dating sprees.
She tried to teach the single gals on TCS
how to make men weak in the knees.

She set up office hours
to teach us all her powers.
We were so clueless
she didn't know if she could cope,
She did her best but still discovered
that were all without hope!

So she finally washed her hands clean
Planted a magic bean
She climbed up the stalk to a place so high
Where she's now a regular dating machine!

Good one Stevie!

 

[trouts mom]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Trout's mom called me dumb,
For chewing her onion flavored gum,
She laughed so hard, she fell on her bum,
Thank goodness she didn't break my thumb.

Excellent one!! And as a matter of fact I am an expert thumb wrestler