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[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by babyharley

I couldn't come up with anything clever to save my life!

-and I know why...

Mackenzie, Mackenzie,
was all in a frenzy,
she swallowed a camera, then burped up the lensey,
The resulting embarrassment caused her so much strife,
She never could rhyme to save her dear life.

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Who's hot in spikes,
likes cool bikes?
Who's vicious and sweet,
purely a treat?

Not Marley,
Not Farley,
Not Barley, Charlie, or Carlie,
Just Baby Harley!

Nice one!

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by goosehazel

Silly Jilly has Ms. Kitters
But she never gets the jitters
She went and paid
To have her spayed
Now she can't have any litters

Cute one Laura!

 

[mom2salemisis]

oh my gosh these are so funny! i can't get my brain in order long enough to do one of these hmmm and to think i have notebooks of poetry i have written lol go figure!!

 

[babyharley]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

-and I know why...

Mackenzie, Mackenzie,
was all in a frenzy,
she swallowed a camera, then burped up the lensey,
The resulting embarrassment caused her so much strife,
She never could rhyme to save her dear life.

Thanks Wyan!

 

[sillyjilly]

Originally Posted by goosehazel

Silly Jilly has Ms. Kitters
But she never gets the jitters
She went and paid
To have her spayed
Now she can't have any litters

awe... that is a cute cute one!!! I love it!

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Mackenzie, Mackenzie,
was all in a frenzy,
she swallowed a camera, then burped up the lensey,
The resulting embarrassment caused her so much strife,
She never could rhyme to save her dear life.

I guess that does explain it!!!

 

[sillyjilly]

I know someone named Mom2SalemIsis
She has got to be one of the nicesis
People I ever met her on TCS
giving perfection and nothing less
she has very beautiful fur babies
and never questions herself with maybies
The people at TCS surely love her
beacuse she is such a lovely fur mother!

 

[mom2salemisis]

Originally Posted by SillyJilly

I know someone named Mom2SalemIsis
She has got to be one of the nicesis
People I ever met her on TCS
giving perfection and nothing less
she has very beautiful fur babies
and never questions herself with maybies
The people at TCS surely love her
beacuse she is such a lovely fur mother!

awww thats so sweet! I love it!

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Ms Susan RosieMac,
cuttin no slack,
she's got your back!

Chattering Rosie,
the sweet lil posie!
Silly smuged Sophie,
lovley kittty loafie!

 

[amandaofcols]

Aww, you guys are great!!!
I am so not that talented!! But good luck coming up with something that rymes with Amandaofcols!! AHAHAHAHA!!

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Ms Susan RosieMac,
cuttin no slack,
she's got your back!

Chattering Rosie,
the sweet lil posie!
Silly smuged Sophie,
lovley kittty loafie!

Very cute! Snoozin' will love it!

Originally Posted by Amandaofcols

Aww, you guys are great!!!
I am so not that talented!! But good luck coming up with something that rymes with Amandaofcols!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Is that a dare?

Amandaofcols, whose shirts all have holes,
Got into a hobby... the stacking of bowls,
She stacked them and stacked them and stacked them so high,
That the gods in the heavens, they started to cry,
"Amanda, Amanda, we must ask you why,
Why are you stacking these bowls all so high?
They're piercing the heavens,
They're piercing the clouds,
They're covering the planet in shaddowy shrouds.
They're taking up space,
They're rocking about,
They'll crash to the earth with a big bang, no doubt."
Amanda just smiled, and looked up to say,
"Don't worry about them, the bowls will decay.
They'll rot and disolve before they will fall.
I assure you they will. Don't worry at all."
They thought for a moment, but more like a day,
And said, "Fine Amanda. We will let them stay,
Don't do this again, it scared us a lot."
"Alright" said Amanda. "I'm done with this lot.
I'm sorry these bowls turned out to be pests.
I'll switch to Plan B... the stacking of desks."

Gee that was long. -couldn't stop.

 

[MoochNNoodles]

That was good Wyan!

 

[MoochNNoodles]

For LacyDF

Looking for pictures of poochies?
Where do you find the silliest of goosies?
Singing anthems of moosies?
Call Mr Juicy!
If you should desire sweater or frock,
just give a knock!
Sit down on that rock.
Watch the tall clock.
He'll pull through, in a moment or or two.
You might even get a new do!
Fashion is his game,
he'll never look lame!
So pick up your celly and dial away:
1-800-Mr Juicy,
much chicer than Gucci!


(I had a real hard time with the last word of the first line...all I was getting was Moochie and Hoochie!)

 

[amandaofcols]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Very cute! Snoozin' will love it!

Is that a dare?

Amandaofcols, whose shirts all have holes,
Got into a hobby... the stacking of bowls,
She stacked them and stacked them and stacked them so high,
That the gods in the heavens, they started to cry,
"Amanda, Amanda, we must ask you why,
Why are you stacking these bowls all so high?
They're piercing the heavens,
They're piercing the clouds,
They're covering the planet in shaddowy shrouds.
They're taking up space,
They're rocking about,
They'll crash to the earth with a big bang, no doubt."
Amanda just smiled, and looked up to say,
"Don't worry about them, the bowls will decay.
They'll rot and disolve before they will fall.
I assure you they will. Don't worry at all."
They thought for a moment, but more like a day,
And said, "Fine Amanda. We will let them stay,
Don't do this again, it scared us a lot."
"Alright" said Amanda. "I'm done with this lot.
I'm sorry these bowls turned out to be pests.
I'll switch to Plan B... the stacking of desks."

Gee that was long. -couldn't stop.

YAAY!! Aww. I feel so special!!

I got a long one.. and from Wyan.. I'm gonna print it and hang it up in my office... hee hee..

 

[trouts mom]

Here goes nothin:

There once was a man named Hydroaxe,
He loved to buy beer in six packs,
He really loves kitties, and visits big cities,
But never stops doing jumping jacks!

 

[MoochNNoodles]

As promised:

Wyan the Rumpy

Wyan AKA Rumpy,
went down hill go bumpy,
tripped over a stumpy,
his cheesie went a thumpy.
'This no good pogo came from a dumpy!
My milk went a lumpy!'
squealed Wayn the Rumpy.

His groceries were scattered,
not that it mattered.
His pogo was tattered,
much more than battered.
A hot girl he flattered,
made her chicken that was battered.

She gave him a ride home,
on her card was a gnome.
Her address said Rome,
she was a maker of foam.

'This will never do!'
said Wyan now grumpy.
Went home to sweet Chasey-poo,
owner of Wyan Mr Rumpy.

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

As promised:

Wyan the Rumpy

Wyan AKA Rumpy,
went down hill go bumpy,
tripped over a stumpy,
his cheesie went a thumpy.
'This no good pogo came from a dumpy!
My milk went a lumpy!'
squealed Wayn the Rumpy.

His groceries were scattered,
not that it mattered.
His pogo was tattered,
much more than battered.
A hot girl he flattered,
made her chicken that was battered.

She gave him a ride home,
on her card was a gnome.
Her address said Rome,
she was a maker of foam.

'This will never do!'
said Wyan now grumpy.
Went home to sweet Chasey-poo,
owner of Wyan Mr Rumpy.

Nice one! You're a rhyming machine!

Originally Posted by Trouts mom

Here goes nothin:

There once was a man named Hydroaxe,
He loved to buy beer in six packs,
He really loves kitties, and visits big cities,
But never stops doing jumping jacks!

Nice smooth rhythm there, but these jumping jacks are making me tired.

You know that posting in this thread makes you the next victim don't you? Tomorrow though....

Wyan needs sleep.

 

[cheeseface]

Trout's mom called me dumb,
For chewing her onion flavored gum,
She laughed so hard, she fell on her bum,
Thank goodness she didn't break my thumb.

 

[rockcat]

And then there's our girl, Ugaimes
She's one of those feminist dames
Her famous kitties have well-known names
And she's marrying Brad, not James!

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Trout's mom called me dumb,
For chewing her onion flavored gum,
She laughed so hard, she fell on her bum,
Thank goodness she didn't break my thumb.

Ummm....wyyyannn....I don't really wanna ask.....but how would she break your thumb by falling on her bum???

 

[cheeseface]

Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Ummm....wyyyannn....I don't really wanna ask.....but how would she break your thumb by falling on her bum???

Well, in case you didn't realize it's a totally fictional rhyme... I took some of her delicious gum expecting that she would be mad upon discovering who did it. Instead, she laughed, so I was just grateful that she didn't twist my thumb and break it for doing so. I heard she was an expert thumb wrestler, not a bum wrestler!

Get your mind out of the gutter.