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First Edishun of Oliver and Emma's Kitty Chronuculls!
Editor: Oliver
Co-Editor: Emma
Co-Co-Editor: Olly and Emma's Meowmy, Julianna
Photografurrs: Oliver and Emma
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Today's Speshul Breaking News Story!
Our gossip Columnist Emma brings us this shocking piece of dirt, straight from the CatSite itself!
KITTIES GONE WILD!!!
Lately, it seems many of da kitties at Da Cat Site have developed a bit of a partyin problem!
Dey boozin and dancin till all hours of da nite, and keepin dere meowmies and daddies up and worryed bout dem!
One very reliable source who chose to remain anonymouse had da following thing to say:
"Dere's so much tequila at my house! Woot!Woot! Party Time! Everybody come on over and paaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyy!!"
Kitties who usedta be upstandin CatSite citizenns are turning inta partyin hooligans!
We couldn't believe it, til we saw the shockin troof for ourself, captured by our super secret paparazzi photographer!!!
Dere's Milky, Passed Out From Da Hooch!
Rosie who is normally such a nice kitty gets reel meen when sheez drunk!
Look at all da booze and all the partyin kitties!!!
What coold possibly be drivin all deese kitties to drink! Is it stress? Not enuff love from dere meowma's and purrpas? How do we solve dis problumm of KITTIES GONE WILD?
Our Senyerr Editurr Ollyfur has his own thawts on da matter:
Maybe da kitties just need to party every once in awhile? You know, every once in awhile I like to kick back myself with a nice vintage of catnip and get a little freaky!
But, dere's other ways to beat da stress kitties! I like to get some exercise and the nice endorrphins help me feel better!
Skiin is sho fun!
And tennis a fun game to play wif frenns!
So, kitties, in concluushun, maybe next time you think bout GOING WILD you should try to find some other way to relax!!
IN DA NEXT EDISHUN OF KITTY CHRONUCULLS:
Livin wif da dawgas, a kitties guide to survivin de unthinkable
And, a speshul gossip column bout Olly and his Girlfriend Mika: Will they Stay Together! Will They Break Up! Will They Get Married-ed?
DON MISS IT!!!
First Edishun of Oliver and Emma's Kitty Chronuculls!
Editor: Oliver
Co-Editor: Emma
Co-Co-Editor: Olly and Emma's Meowmy, Julianna
Photografurrs: Oliver and Emma
And Now, a Word from our sponsors!
Da Kitty Contact Store Will Be Open on August 5th!
All kitties who bring in a copy of this Ad Get 1/2 Off a Pair of Contacts, or 1/2 off a Pair of Ari's Speshul Flip-Flops!
Today's Speshul Breaking News Story!
Our gossip Columnist Emma brings us this shocking piece of dirt, straight from the CatSite itself!
Lately, it seems many of da kitties at Da Cat Site have developed a bit of a partyin problem!
Kitties who usedta be upstandin CatSite citizenns are turning inta partyin hooligans!
We couldn't believe it, til we saw the shockin troof for ourself, captured by our super secret paparazzi photographer!!!
Dere's Milky, Passed Out From Da Hooch!
Rosie who is normally such a nice kitty gets reel meen when sheez drunk!
Look at all da booze and all the partyin kitties!!!
What coold possibly be drivin all deese kitties to drink! Is it stress? Not enuff love from dere meowma's and purrpas? How do we solve dis problumm of KITTIES GONE WILD?
Our Senyerr Editurr Ollyfur has his own thawts on da matter:
Maybe da kitties just need to party every once in awhile? You know, every once in awhile I like to kick back myself with a nice vintage of catnip and get a little freaky!
But, dere's other ways to beat da stress kitties! I like to get some exercise and the nice endorrphins help me feel better!
Skiin is sho fun!
And tennis a fun game to play wif frenns!
So, kitties, in concluushun, maybe next time you think bout GOING WILD you should try to find some other way to relax!!
IN DA NEXT EDISHUN OF KITTY CHRONUCULLS:
Livin wif da dawgas, a kitties guide to survivin de unthinkable
And, a speshul gossip column bout Olly and his Girlfriend Mika: Will they Stay Together! Will They Break Up! Will They Get Married-ed?
DON MISS IT!!!