ok, my cat mickie wakes me up at least four times a nite
i usually stumble out to the kitchen- dont even bother to put my glasses on, crack open a can of FF and dump it in a bowl
well i was so hungry, i decided to grab a slice of bread, slap some pnut butter on it, and take it back to bed with me.
so i plunged the knife into the jar of pnut butter and
CRUNCH!
ok i KNOW i didn't get crunchy pnut butter but even that does not crunch like this did
in shock but still not willing to give up on my sandwhich, i plunged the knife in again, picked up the bread and tried to slap some pnut butter on it...
another crunch and now i can see all these dark things on the counter and my bread and the knife
i am totally horrified but pick up the jar and put it close to my eyes to try to see what the hell is wrong with my pnut butter (i am blind without my glasses)
inside the jar its all dark things, and i realize this has got to be a nightmare and rush back to bed
this morning i find:
a knife, a pc of bread, and the counter and the floor, sprinkled with instant coffee granules
the open jar of instant coffee beside the unopened jar of pnut butter
i usually stumble out to the kitchen- dont even bother to put my glasses on, crack open a can of FF and dump it in a bowl
well i was so hungry, i decided to grab a slice of bread, slap some pnut butter on it, and take it back to bed with me.
so i plunged the knife into the jar of pnut butter and
CRUNCH!
ok i KNOW i didn't get crunchy pnut butter but even that does not crunch like this did
in shock but still not willing to give up on my sandwhich, i plunged the knife in again, picked up the bread and tried to slap some pnut butter on it...
another crunch and now i can see all these dark things on the counter and my bread and the knife
i am totally horrified but pick up the jar and put it close to my eyes to try to see what the hell is wrong with my pnut butter (i am blind without my glasses)
inside the jar its all dark things, and i realize this has got to be a nightmare and rush back to bed
this morning i find:
a knife, a pc of bread, and the counter and the floor, sprinkled with instant coffee granules
the open jar of instant coffee beside the unopened jar of pnut butter