I smoked heavily for 20 years, but have been smoke-free for over a year now (since March 2006). DH still smokes. *eyeroll*
I seem to recall reading that Raleigh's servant saw him smoking and used a bucket of water to douse him. Thought he was on fire.Originally Posted by CarolPetunia
I've never taken a single puff in my life. Always found it revolting, even before I understood the health issues.
It was Bob Newhart who saved me from smoking, actually -- we had some of his comedy records when I was a kid, and one of his routines was a one-sided phone call from Sir Walter Raleigh back to England, telling them about this quaint custom of the natives he had encountered here in America. Bob played the marketing expert who received the call (you don't hear Sir Walter Raleigh's part), and it went something like this, best I can remember:
Walt, baby, how are things in the colonies?
Great, great... so I hear you have this new product you wanna try out back here, tell me about that.
Uh... leaves? Did you say leaves, Walt?
Leaves. Uh, Walt... y'know... come fall in England here, the trees... we really have plenty of...
Oh, that's not all. Okay. I'm listening, Walt.
They dry the leaves, yeah, okay.
And they roll them up in paper, yeah... yeah, I'm with you, Walt. They roll 'em up and...
And they stick 'em in their mouth...
And they -- ha! They set fire to 'em, Walt, is that what you said?
Oh gosh, Walt, I gotta tell ya... this doesn't sound... nobody in his right mind... I mean, no offense, Walt, but... don't call us, we'll call you, okay babe?
I loved that routine! And after hearing that, how could I even think of doing something so clearly ridiculous?
From what I remember, if they can't put you under, you don't pay? I would think if the service can't be performed, you shouldn't pay. I wouldn't...Originally Posted by katl8e
Been smoking, since I was 12. To date, I've tried cold turkey, the patch, nicotine gum and Zyban. I even had an appointment with a hypnotist. I've managed to last a day or two but, always went back to it. The hypnotist wasn't able to put me under so that was a wasted $150.
Wow, your story sounds exactly like mine...except that I quit 9 years ago, and bought a Yamaha (I can't afford a real motorcycleOriginally Posted by GingersMom
I smoked Marlboro red kings for 24 years, quit 3 1/2 years ago. Second best thing I ever did for myself. (First was getting the Harley.)
I miss it sometimes, but I don't miss being sick so much, I don't miss the coughing and I sure as all heck don't miss being such a slave to the coffin nails or the money I used to spend on them.
I did not turn into "one of those" former non-smokers that judge smokers harshly, however, I can't have anyone smoke in my car or my house, because it makes me WANT ONE.
And I abjectly REFUSE to EVER pick up a cigarette again. Until, maybe, they tell me I've got only a couple of hours to live, then PASS ONE OVER and GIVE ME A LIGHT!