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Dear Sweethearts -

That sure was a great storie! Maybe nes time they come to L.A. they culd cum an visit wif us -- we luv to meet them, they reel nice kitties! Maybe we culd all spend the day at a kitty spa doing gurlie stuff.

Yur frens, Graycie, Go Go an Cajun Princess
 

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Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Dear Sweethearts -

That sure was a great storie! Maybe nes time they come to L.A. they culd cum an visit wif us -- we luv to meet them, they reel nice kitties! Maybe we culd all spend the day at a kitty spa doing gurlie stuff.

Yur frens, Graycie, Go Go an Cajun Princess
Wez wuld loves to meet you guys. A spa visit wuld be so kewl. We culd have our hairs fluffed and kitty massages.

Luvs, Luzeeee
 
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Why, shure! it wulnt be the same wifout YOU, sweet babee!

Therz ovver babees angels, too.
U gets a lil blu collar, to mach yur pretty eyes.


Originally Posted by carolcat

could i come too? i a girl kitty, luv tia
 
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Feacheers to look forward to!


Floor to seelin mirrers on 2 walls for kitties to admire thereselfs.


Ramps and runnin trayls, speshully for Ari an GoGo and Cajun Princess!


Cushuns, windo seets, wide legges at windos so kitties can see wus goin on....

Aqwariums to wach fishes!

Arifishul trees and climbing bushes an stuff!


Good music to lissen to!



Massage tables for meowmies!!


Pooter rooms, with web cams to kits can sen [ics of themselfves to frens at thecatsite!

There'll be a fotografer to take pics of kitties wif their meowmies, warin Ari flip flops.
Kitties and meowmies' names on em, speshul printed!!



Glamer shots avaylabul, too!

Red tweety gona range for birdie cages to be hung outside with lil canaries to sing!

Olly an Emma gonna rite stories of kitty contacts and spotlite a kitty evry week!

BE REDDY AN WAYTING! August 5 not far off!





There'll be a fun rom wif Mouseis pinyata's full of kitty toyz.
 

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Originally Posted by carolcat

could i come too? i a girl kitty, luv tia
Of corse yous can come lil Tia.
Wez wuld get yous all fluffed and get you a lil dimond tiara. Yous wuld smell so sweet tat Jasper culdnt help but be nice to you.

Luvs, Luzeee
 

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

BE REDDY AN WAYTING! August 5 not far off!
Wez gonna be tere wit bells on. Wez so esited.


Luvs, Luzeeee
 

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Dere S + H, sounds like this mostly for girly kittys, how bout something for the boys? Like a gym for workin out and building strong claws and teeths or somthing? But still good story, thanks for ritin it, yur friend jasper
 
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Yah, it wuz a gurl storeee......maybe tomorrow we tink of a ruff tuff storee for boy kitties....
like they go to a jim an stuff....


TUFF BOYZ!!


We like that! Ok, that be da name of da storreeee.
Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H, sounds like this mostly for girly kittys, how bout something for the boys? Like a gym for workin out and building strong claws and teeths or somthing? But still good story, thanks for ritin it, yur friend jasper
 

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"Tuff Boyz, Tuff Boyz! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

Hee hee. Can ya tell meowmy like to watch COPS?
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

"Tuff Boyz, Tuff Boyz! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

Hee hee. Can ya tell meowmy like to watch COPS?
Heys Ari,

iz tinks you need reely kewl dark glasses. You wuld look so hot! Maybes you will get sums in the Tuff Boyz storeee.

Luzeeee
 
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Oh, we gonna have cool glasses and stuff.....we rite later this afternoon

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Heys Ari,

iz tinks you need reely kewl dark glasses. You wuld look so hot! Maybes you will get sums in the Tuff Boyz storeee.

Luzeeee
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

"Tuff Boyz, Tuff Boyz! Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

Hee hee. Can ya tell meowmy like to watch COPS?
Yep, hee hee, how bout this Ari and S + H? "Tuff boys, Tuff boys, Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Well now think we gonna graba they leg, we gonna BITES it till they scream and beg! Knaw it down to a little PEG! Then we start on they OTHER leg! Tuff boys TUFF BOYS!!!"
Hope you having a good day Ari and you too S + H, it too hot here, yur friend jasper
 
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wew luvs it an gonna use it later., Not rite now, meowmy MAD MAD MAD
bout sumthin on nuther board. they wuz tawkin bout marfa stoourt and saying she culd do a needlepoint cozy cover for colostomy bags and meowmy used the B word to say wut thiose ladies were.
They thot it funny but meowmy dint cuz SHE HADTA WARE one for 4 monfs, and it was sad and horrible and leakt and stunk. so this what she posted bak!!


"Well, the colostomy bag thing got to me. I had one. NO FUN!!
That was one of the worst experiences I ever had. That one offended me. If you have ever had a colostomy bag, you would be disgusted with that remark....not funny at all. They are hot and miserable.

I really hope none of you ever has to deal with a colostomy bag.


If Martha thought she could make some money off of it, though, I am sure she would do it. I cannot even say what I think of that one.


If she thinks an ankle bracelt is uncomfortable, she should have to wear a colostomy bag for a few months.
I am livid!!
That is just mean!!"

SHE MAD MAD MAD





Originally Posted by carolcat

Yep, hee hee, how bout this Ari and S + H? "Tuff boys, Tuff boys, Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Well now think we gonna graba they leg, we gonna BITES it till they scream and beg! Knaw it down to a little PEG! Then we start on they OTHER leg! Tuff boys TUFF BOYS!!!"
Hope you having a good day Ari and you too S + H, it too hot here, yur friend jasper
 
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