Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

[batgirl2good]

Tomorrow is a shopping storee!

Luzee, Karlee, an Much goin to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills to go shopping. Wonder wut they come bak wif???

 

[gemlady]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Tomorrow is a shopping storee!

Luzee, Karlee, an Much goin to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills to go shopping. Wonder wut they come bak wif???

Hope they got a big enough truck!

 

[batgirl2good]

Movin van!!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Hope they got a big enough truck!

 

[katachtig]

S&H H&S - you guys write such grate storees. Karlee saz tat iz got to come up wit better werds tan "grate". She saz tat iz shuld use a tetharsus. iz will see. Wez always new tat Ari was super spesiel.

Wez are reely lookin ferwerd to ours shoppin spree. Meomy tinks it shuld be one of tose really big (like double traler) tucks.

She hopes wez get to stops by Bijou and Mika's majik contacts store. Tho she does luvs our green eyes.

itz wuld be so kewl if wez culd have a barbyq and all our kitty frens wuld comm and wez culd all meet.

Luvs, Luzeee

 

[batgirl2good]

we plan to rite a kitty reyooyun storee sumtime. and we rite bout yur shoppin spree later this evenin, ok? meowmy has stuff to do. we gonna make it a BIG shoppin spree, ok

 

[bigkittendaddy]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Tomorrow is a shopping storee!

Luzee, Karlee, an Much goin to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills to go shopping. Wonder wut they come bak wif???

I dunno but I'll bet it wont be money...lol And the numbers will probably be worn off the credit cards too.

 

[batgirl2good]

Meowmy sez we cant rite til later cuz Shenandoah kept her up all las nite, whinin and nokin stuff off the tables, and wen she movte to another plase, he followt her and did it all over again.

So she takin nap an we rite late this afternoon, ok?

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Meowmy sez we cant rite til later cuz Shenandoah kept her up all las nite, whinin and nokin stuff off the tables, and wen she movte to another plase, he followt her and did it all over again.

So she takin nap an we rite late this afternoon, ok?

Dere meowmy Bobbie, I sorry you sad and sleepy cuz of Shenandoah, meowmy say does you have a bedroom you could shut him in for punishment? Or somewhere where he can't knock stuff off but yur meowmy could ignore him and get some sleep? MEomwy say sounds like he trying to punish YOU for DIET

, he figure if he pests you enuf you give in and either get up or give him somthin to eat

, meomwy say bes way she kno is to shut him in "punishment" room with litter box for nite after he does it first time. We hope this help, it HARD to put smart kittys on diet, meowmy say she KNO cuz she have to do it befor too! yur friend jasper and meowmy Carol......and lil Tia

 

[batgirl2good]

THE SHOPPIN SPREE

What a happee day! Charlie's Angels got a big BONUS for solvin all those cases. (Charlee a genrus man.) (he rich,too!)

Luzee, karlee, an Much are goin shoppin!
Their meowmy cumin, too!
First thin they hasd to do wuz rent a BIG van, like a UHaul it!

They got drest and gor reddy. They combt their fur and brisht their teefs.

Wif Meowmy's help, they surf net to fin direcshuns to Beverly Hillz and Rodeo Drive!

They felt like princesses.

The gurls so cited they goin nutz, and Meowmy had to call a STOP to the

Now, remember, Bijou an Mika's Kitty Contac Store not open yet. (August 5), so they not abel to go there.

But they has ideeuhs bout wear to go.

They got thier bags pact and set out.

:bump: :bump: :bump:

On the way, they sing:
:I enjoy bein a girl!:

To Be Continyooed.,...........

 

[batgirl2good]

She shut him outta bedroom wear she wuz, and he not nok on door or nuthin.
This ornin he and I (this Humble) were waytin at bedroom door.
Tonight she gonna give him WUN chance. Then he's out.
An U rite, she thinks he punishin her for diet and tryin to bug her.
Meomwy sez can your meowmy carol sen her a Pm....?)

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere meowmy Bobbie, I sorry you sad and sleepy cuz of Shenandoah, meowmy say does you have a bedroom you could shut him in for punishment? Or somewhere where he can't knock stuff off but yur meowmy could ignore him and get some sleep? MEomwy say sounds like he trying to punish YOU for DIET

, he figure if he pests you enuf you give in and either get up or give him somthin to eat

, meomwy say bes way she kno is to shut him in "punishment" room with litter box for nite after he does it first time. We hope this help, it HARD to put smart kittys on diet, meowmy say she KNO cuz she have to do it befor too! yur friend jasper and meowmy Carol......and lil Tia

 

[carolcat]

dere s + h, yhis story egcitin to me, ilil girl kittn, i waitin to see if they gets some pink diamin stuff, luv tia

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

She shut him outta bedroom wear she wuz, and he not nok on door or nuthin.
This ornin he and I (this Humble) were waytin at bedroom door.
Tonight she gonna give him WUN chance. Then he's out.
An U rite, she thinks he punishin her for diet and tryin to bug her.
Meomwy sez can your meowmy carol sen her a Pm....?)

Meowmy say she alredy did!

 

[katachtig]

Wez are so sited about the shoppin spree. Karlee sez she needs a new coller cause purrpa gots her a silly purple one with paw prints. Wats do expect from a guy! Tho wez aint too happy with Shanedoah keepin Meowmy Bobbie up.

Iz tryed to ketch a fly todey but he was too wiley and gots away. Iz will get him later.

Off to the basement to helps Meomy sort socks. Hopfully she wonts grab my tail this time.

Luvs, Luzeeeee

 

[batgirl2good]

well, the gurls cided furst thing they gonna do was get a manicure an pedicure, so they wen to CUTE CLAWS and had that done, and wile they wuz there, Meowmy got hers done, too.
They gots their claws paynted pastel rainbow colors, emphsizin the green to mach their pretty eyes.

Then they all wen to get new collars! But ges wut? They bawts new collars for ALLA kitties on thecatsite! They gots all sizes, too!! So every kitty gets a new collar!
Now, u gots to know, they bot hole stores out! They gots collars boy ruff tuff boyz an for deluhcute gurls! an all the gurls' collars had dimons on em, and some emerals and sapphires, too, to mach eyes.

THEN they thot it gud idee to help Bijou an Mika, so they had the owner call the cumpny and had aTON of collars sent to KITTY CONTACTS!!

They went and put all this stuff in one part of the UHAWL truck.

By then, it time to eat, so they Went off to THE KOOL KITTY KAFE, wear they had sum catnip (for energy) and some nice cold water.

(Twas a hot day) An they had some Meow Mix.

Now they takin nap, an then they go off to harew stylist to get their fur combt.

BUT they cided that they awta give sum gif certificates to all parts of world so ALL kitties on catsite culd do same thing! So they ranged for it io happen.

Aren' they sweet?

Now they goin (after nap) to bye new food bowls an water bowls for them selfs and FOR ALL KITTIES ON cat site, plus they gonna go bye GOOD food for shelters all over so kitties not have to get cheep food.

AN they bawts coolie machines for all shelters roun world, and ranged for them to be taken to shelters so kitties wuld be cool.

We finish later, meowmy hasta go cool off herself, lol,

Later, kitties!!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

THE SHOPPIN SPREE

What a happee day! Charlie's Angels got a big BONUS for solvin all those cases. (Charlee a genrus man.) (he rich,too!)

Luzee, karlee, an Much are goin shoppin!
Their meowmy cumin, too!
First thin they hasd to do wuz rent a BIG van, like a UHaul it!

They got drest and gor reddy. They combt their fur and brisht their teefs.

Wif Meowmy's help, they surf net to fin direcshuns to Beverly Hillz and Rodeo Drive!

They felt like princesses.

The gurls so cited they goin nutz, and Meowmy had to call a STOP to the

Now, remember, Bijou an Mika's Kitty Contac Store not open yet. (August 5), so they not abel to go there.

But they has ideeuhs bout wear to go.

They got thier bags pact and set out.

:bump: :bump: :bump:

On the way, they sing:
:I enjoy bein a girl!:

To Be Continyooed.,...........

 

[katachtig]

Wow - tat Charleee gives the angels lots of munies. Meomy did our manicures todeys but she didnt do no colers.

and she was sneeky too! Shes snuck up on us wiles wez were sleepy

and cuts our nailes. Iz didnt sez nottin cause iz wasn awake til she was almost dun!

Karlee was suprised also.

Meowmys shuld not be sneeking up on theyr kittys.

You guys storees make us better.

Wez glad the angels are so totful of otters.

Lookin forwerd to more storees.

Luvs, Luzee

 

[carolcat]

We reely like the story, Tia likes it mostly cuz it about girly stuff and I a tuff boy! Thanks for riting such nice stories for us to reeds, yur fans and friends jasper, bra,er tia, and meowmy

 

[ollyextra05]

Gosh, dat was a reeel fun story!

I loves the story bout all da girly stuff--even tho I don like have my manicure and pedicure done. Olly sez next you shood do a story bout boy stuff like watchin football

Emma

 

[batgirl2good]

well,after doin all that shoppin an plannin, THEN they cided to bye prezents for peepls who ran and wort at shelters, so they went and bot them all coolie machines so they culd be comfurrtable wile workin.

They'd spent like millions by now!

x 1 million

LOL

an they had lots it deliverd, too.

The trik was all full, so they wen to kitty motel and slept. Next morning, they gots up. they rote on thecatsite and tole meowmies how to rite to get their kitties' prezents an stuff.

Then they wen home in the big truk, and they all wen to sleep.

It wuz a long but happee day!


THE END

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

well, the gurls cided furst thing they gonna do was get a manicure an pedicure, so they wen to CUTE CLAWS and had that done, and wile they wuz there, Meowmy got hers done, too.
They gots their claws paynted pastel rainbow colors, emphsizin the green to mach their pretty eyes.

Then they all wen to get new collars! But ges wut? They bawts new collars for ALLA kitties on thecatsite! They gots all sizes, too!! So every kitty gets a new collar!
Now, u gots to know, they bot hole stores out! They gots collars boy ruff tuff boyz an for deluhcute gurls! an all the gurls' collars had dimons on em, and some emerals and sapphires, too, to mach eyes.

THEN they thot it gud idee to help Bijou an Mika, so they had the owner call the cumpny and had aTON of collars sent to KITTY CONTACTS!!

They went and put all this stuff in one part of the UHAWL truck.

By then, it time to eat, so they Went off to THE KOOL KITTY KAFE, wear they had sum catnip (for energy) and some nice cold water.

(Twas a hot day) An they had some Meow Mix.

Now they takin nap, an then they go off to harew stylist to get their fur combt.

BUT they cided that they awta give sum gif certificates to all parts of world so ALL kitties on catsite culd do same thing! So they ranged for it io happen.

Aren' they sweet?

Now they goin (after nap) to bye new food bowls an water bowls for them selfs and FOR ALL KITTIES ON cat site, plus they gonna go bye GOOD food for shelters all over so kitties not have to get cheep food.

AN they bawts coolie machines for all shelters roun world, and ranged for them to be taken to shelters so kitties wuld be cool.

We finish later, meowmy hasta go cool off herself, lol,

Later, kitties!!

 

[yosemite]

What a grate storee! They shure wuz genrous kitties too. Reel nice!

 

[batgirl2good]

u are too kind! We thank u.
Rememberm yur store opens Aug 5, and tomorrow's storee tells how u comin long.

Originally Posted by Yosemite

What a grate storee! They shure wuz genrous kitties too. Reel nice!