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We be singing a lullabye ok, cuz u sweet gurls need yur rest.
we promise it be good!
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Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble
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We be singing a lullabye ok, cuz u sweet gurls need yur rest.
we promise it be good!
Much jus red abut this and she skold me fur not payin attn
iz waz jus so cited about the tayles story. by the way - Much sez she doez have a tail. it just look like a podder puff to me.
Luzeeee
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U gurls gonna be like CHARLIE'S ANGELS!!
Meowmy been thinkin wut we gonna rite. Look for it by 11 A.M. tomorrow.
She sez that meen almost noon.
Meowmy been thinkin wut we gonna rite. Look for it by 11 A.M. tomorrow.
She sez that meen almost noon.
Originally Posted by katachtig
Much jus red abut this and she skold me fur not payin attnwez sendin brave kitty vibes to make the fon monster go away.sos evryone happy again
iz waz jus so cited about the tayles story. by the way - Much sez she doez have a tail. it just look like a podder puff to me.
Luzeeee
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Once on a tyme there were 3 lil kitties.
Much wez a Minx, and she had a lil wee powder puff tayle.
Luzee's tayle was long and beeyoteeful, and she culd wave it all roun.
Karlee's tayle dint werk. It wuz jes there.
Now, they helpt a man named Charlie.
U herd of Charlie's Angels, the tectivs, rite?
Well, these lil gurls did speshul stuff when Charlie needed someone to get into tight places and be inconspicyoous, so they were perfect.
PLUS, each lil kitty had speshul talents.
Much, the wun wif jes a wee powder puff tayle, culd
Karlee, hooz tayle not werk, culd
Luzee, wif the long, beeyooteeful tayle, was
Now, after lunch, we tell u bout one of ther venchures!!
To be continyooed............
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Another citin story for us to read, we try to be patient till yur meomwy get outta bath to finish it and we see what happins, we having trouble, alla our patience already used up!Originally Posted by batgirl2good
Meowmy been at the jim liffin waytes and she gots to take a baf. She help us finish storee then.
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Well, now, Charlee needed the 3 kitties to help him wif Mr. MEEN, a veree bad man. He was a theef!!
an not onlee that, he went round smashin peeple'z pooters.
They callt themselves "The POOTER SMASHING THEEVES."
So the gurls set to see how they culd get him.
Furst thing they did wasbug his howse. They dint putreel bugs in it, but they put this bug unner his fon to record hoo wuz callin him an hoo he wuz callin.
Much did this, cause she spin so fas, an jump, too.
Karlee planned to trip him up wif her tayle an jump an make him fall down. The Luzee culd tie him up tight.
SO heer's whut happent:
They herd him talkin to Mz. Devil
bout where they make the next HIT and steel money and smash pooters.
Karlee made note of the dress wear they plannin to steel stuff an the day an tyme of the robbry.
Even tho they all nervous, they new they hadta get these theeves!
So they wen to the house, and Karlee jumpt up and opened window. All 3 gurls got in.
Karlee hid unner pooter. SO did Luzee, so she be reddy.
Much lookt all roun and saw em comin, so she jumpt to the ceiling...rite bove pooter.
Mr. Meen an Mz Devil used a jimmy and openet back door.
They went to pooter. Fast as lightnin, Much jumps down on toppa Mz. Devil, makin her unconshus.
Karlee runs out qwik and trips Mr. Meen. Then Luzee comes and fast as a wink, she raps her pretty tayle all round his feet....til Luzee and Much can get the ropes to tie tight tight tight.
Much, hoo noze how to dial numpers on fon wif her paws, calls POLICE!
They come fast!
Charlie enters room, and hugs his angels, hoo savt the day agin!
THE END
an not onlee that, he went round smashin peeple'z pooters.
They callt themselves "The POOTER SMASHING THEEVES."
So the gurls set to see how they culd get him.
Furst thing they did wasbug his howse. They dint putreel bugs in it, but they put this bug unner his fon to record hoo wuz callin him an hoo he wuz callin.
Much did this, cause she spin so fas, an jump, too.
Karlee planned to trip him up wif her tayle an jump an make him fall down. The Luzee culd tie him up tight.
SO heer's whut happent:
They herd him talkin to Mz. Devil
Karlee made note of the dress wear they plannin to steel stuff an the day an tyme of the robbry.
Even tho they all nervous, they new they hadta get these theeves!
So they wen to the house, and Karlee jumpt up and opened window. All 3 gurls got in.
Karlee hid unner pooter. SO did Luzee, so she be reddy.
Much lookt all roun and saw em comin, so she jumpt to the ceiling...rite bove pooter.
Mr. Meen an Mz Devil used a jimmy and openet back door.
They went to pooter. Fast as lightnin, Much jumps down on toppa Mz. Devil, makin her unconshus.
Karlee runs out qwik and trips Mr. Meen. Then Luzee comes and fast as a wink, she raps her pretty tayle all round his feet....til Luzee and Much can get the ropes to tie tight tight tight.
Much, hoo noze how to dial numpers on fon wif her paws, calls POLICE!
They come fast!
Charlie enters room, and hugs his angels, hoo savt the day agin!
THE END
Originally Posted by batgirl2good
Charlie's Angels: Kitties Wif Speshul Tayles
Once on a tyme there were 3 lil kitties.They wuz all gurls, an they had speshul tayles!
Much wez a Minx, and she had a lil wee powder puff tayle.
Luzee's tayle was long and beeyoteeful, and she culd wave it all roun.
Karlee's tayle dint werk. It wuz jes there.
Now, they helpt a man named Charlie.
U herd of Charlie's Angels, the tectivs, rite?
Well, these lil gurls did speshul stuff when Charlie needed someone to get into tight places and be inconspicyoous, so they were perfect.
PLUS, each lil kitty had speshul talents.
Much, the wun wif jes a wee powder puff tayle, culdHI andall roun.
Karlee, hooz tayle not werk, culdhi as the sky!
Luzee, wif the long, beeyooteeful tayle, wasso fast that she culd noc the bad peeples down and tye em up wif her tayle.
Now, after lunch, we tell u bout one of ther venchures!!
To be continyooed............
YAY YAY, The BRAVE kittys caught the bad peeples! And another excitin and good story by S+H and meomwy Bobbie, thank you for ritin it for us to reed, it help to have something else to think about sides being impatient for lil sissy to come! yur fans and friends, lil jasper and meomwy Carol
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we glad u like it! Lil jasper, u sleepin ok, or are you too cited??
wez luvs the storee!!
wez didnt get to reed it til now caus meomy and purrpa goes to the vet's new vet plase. they sez it is reely purty with open space and winnows. i still dont think i wants to go any time soon.
hoping lil jasper and meowmy carol are keepin buzy so theys not get overcited with waitin.
that's all fer now. later you guys.
Luzeee
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Oh, we r so happee that u liket the storee!
Did they give way anythin free at the vet's, like toyz for you kitties? We thinks htey ought to do that.
We still laffin over the pigeon's misforchune, lol,
Did they give way anythin free at the vet's, like toyz for you kitties? We thinks htey ought to do that.
We still laffin over the pigeon's misforchune, lol,
Originally Posted by katachtig
wez luvs the storee!!karleee reely likes thet she helped tho her tail not werk well.
wez didnt get to reed it til now caus meomy and purrpa goes to the vet's new vet plase. they sez it is reely purty with open space and winnows. i still dont think i wants to go any time soon.
hoping lil jasper and meowmy carol are keepin buzy so theys not get overcited with waitin.
that's all fer now. later you guys.
Luzeee
S&H and H&SOriginally Posted by batgirl2good
Oh, we r so happee that u liket the storee!
Did they give way anythin free at the vet's, like toyz for you kitties? We thinks htey ought to do that.
We still laffin over the pigeon's misforchune, lol,
Wez didnt get no toyz
karlee and me goez to the basement todey but meomy didnt want us theer so she karry us up the stairs. i gots in trouble agin caus i wakked karlee as meomy wez holding us.
wez lookin ferwerd to the storee abut them pidgins. wez no you guys will comm up wif sumting reely citing.
Luzeeee
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comin on Sunday
Yaay, good idee!! Thank you. We likes it wen we gets idess frum offer kits.
We think u grate too!
Originally Posted by katachtig
S&H and H&S(i dont want to play faverites caus i thinks you guys are grate!)
Wez didnt get no toyzbut meomy gave us the toyz that she hid from the vakuum monster yesterdey.
karlee and me goez to the basement todey but meomy didnt want us theer so she karry us up the stairs. i gots in trouble agin caus i wakked karlee as meomy wez holding us.
wez lookin ferwerd to the storee abut them pidgins. wez no you guys will comm up wif sumting reely citing.
Luzeeee
of course that's after they go to the kitty salon and get their hair done. got to look pretty for the next mission!
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THE CASE OF THE MISSIN FLIP FLOP
1st we gotta do pigeon story today, then we do flip flop, ok?
Thank you, luv shenandoah an humble
Originally Posted by gemlady
another great story guys. those charlie's kittens need another mission!
of course that's after they go to the kitty salon and get their hair done. got to look pretty for the next mission!
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OLLIE AN EMMA SAVE THE DAY!
U kits remember that yestaday, olly tole us bout 2 piggins he an emma herd fightin and beetin eech ovver up. His purrpa nocked on window, and off they flew.
But they came bak later an started up agin.
U ner herd such cussin an fussin an carryin on in all yur born daze!!!
No one else was roun, so olly an emma cided they hadta take care o this meed-eee-utly, fore things got otta han and sumthin bad happened!!
Olly an Emma are diplomats, an they don like no strife or dissenshun.
They wan all peace an light and happyness.
SO they wen to window and noked at it wif their paws.
::censor::censor::censor:: ::censor::censor::censor:: is goin on out there?
sytop! Tahe a bref!
It gonna be awrite!
sez Olly an Emma.
Les tawk, ok?
One at a tyme!
Such pretty and nice birdies owt not to be fitin!! Was rong? we help u 2, ok? U gotts to be frens!
Furst piggin starts crin!
He sulkin, too.
He sez I'm FAT! An ugly!
An he sed, "Yo mama!"
Don NOBODEE tawk bout my mama!!
Else they be DED!
Emma gasps! She shoked an almost faynt!
Olly wistles!
Wut u gota say? he ask ovver piggin?
I jes messin wif him an playin, he sez.
Well, thas no way to play! Olly sez.
Emma so upset, she tryin to comfort ovver piggen.
Olly asks, "how wuld YOU like it if someone callt u fat an tawked bout YOUR mama?" HUH?
2nd piggen sez, "Bad" and hangs his hed.
NOBODEE tawks bad bout my
mama!"
Olly splains that this is jes wut he did to first piggen, and that it NOT playin.
It meen to twak bout peeple's or anuhmul's mama's and call em fat!
Is jes sumthin you never do!
By now, ovver piggen and Emma bof calmed down a bit.
altho 1st piggen still snifflin. An understandubly so!!
Well, Now, Emma joins in and tells bof piggens that God put us all here to luv and help one nuther.
and she sez we all here to respect ovvers.
and all get long and be frens.
So the piggens make up.
and shake wings.
Evrybodee happee. In a lil wile, piggens return an leeve present for Emma an Olly!
as a thank u. It wuz somethin they thot the kitties wuld like-----worms!
Now, kities not eet worms, but Olly an Emma, bean grashus kitties, thanked them sweetlyan later threw worms in trash.
SSSShhhhhh, don't tell!
THE END
U kits remember that yestaday, olly tole us bout 2 piggins he an emma herd fightin and beetin eech ovver up. His purrpa nocked on window, and off they flew.
But they came bak later an started up agin.
No one else was roun, so olly an emma cided they hadta take care o this meed-eee-utly, fore things got otta han and sumthin bad happened!!
Olly an Emma are diplomats, an they don like no strife or dissenshun.
They wan all peace an light and happyness.
SO they wen to window and noked at it wif their paws.
::censor::censor::censor:: ::censor::censor::censor:: is goin on out there?
It gonna be awrite!
Les tawk, ok?
One at a tyme!
Such pretty and nice birdies owt not to be fitin!! Was rong? we help u 2, ok? U gotts to be frens!
Furst piggin starts crin!
He sez I'm FAT! An ugly!
Else they be DED!
Emma gasps! She shoked an almost faynt!
Olly wistles!
Wut u gota say? he ask ovver piggin?
Well, thas no way to play! Olly sez.
Emma so upset, she tryin to comfort ovver piggen.
Olly asks, "how wuld YOU like it if someone callt u fat an tawked bout YOUR mama?" HUH?
2nd piggen sez, "Bad" and hangs his hed.
mama!"
Olly splains that this is jes wut he did to first piggen, and that it NOT playin.
It meen to twak bout peeple's or anuhmul's mama's and call em fat!
Is jes sumthin you never do!
By now, ovver piggen and Emma bof calmed down a bit.
Well, Now, Emma joins in and tells bof piggens that God put us all here to luv and help one nuther.
So the piggens make up.
Evrybodee happee. In a lil wile, piggens return an leeve present for Emma an Olly!
Now, kities not eet worms, but Olly an Emma, bean grashus kitties, thanked them sweetlyan later threw worms in trash.
SSSShhhhhh, don't tell!
THE END
These be grate stories, S&H, H&S.
We sorry meowmy Bobby gettin those fone calls. My meowmy wuz gettin some bad calls one time - this man saying bad things. My meowmy sez she took deep breath and stay calm and then sed to man, "I feel bad for you - you seem to need some kind of psychiatric help. I really hope you get help for your problem. If you're not comfortable talking to me, my husband is right here and he would be happy to talk to you about it". When the man reelized he not upsetting meowmy he stop callin.
Well update on Jasper's little sister. I not able to sleep wif my meowmy cuz SHE in there. I was on bed with her yesterday for a minute and I lick her, but then I hiss so sissy took me out of the room.
She sleep cuddled up with my meowmy agin last nite. Daddy sez he "just loves her". But he told me he reely, reely luvs me too so that's OK.
Meowmy sez she just wants to cuddle alla time - and she don't care if it be daddy, sissy or meowmy as long as someone cuddles wif her. She affekshunate kitty.
I bet meowmy gonna cry when she has to put her on plane to Auntie Carol and Uncle Phil's house.
We sorry meowmy Bobby gettin those fone calls. My meowmy wuz gettin some bad calls one time - this man saying bad things. My meowmy sez she took deep breath and stay calm and then sed to man, "I feel bad for you - you seem to need some kind of psychiatric help. I really hope you get help for your problem. If you're not comfortable talking to me, my husband is right here and he would be happy to talk to you about it". When the man reelized he not upsetting meowmy he stop callin.
Well update on Jasper's little sister. I not able to sleep wif my meowmy cuz SHE in there. I was on bed with her yesterday for a minute and I lick her, but then I hiss so sissy took me out of the room.
She sleep cuddled up with my meowmy agin last nite. Daddy sez he "just loves her". But he told me he reely, reely luvs me too so that's OK.
Meowmy sez she just wants to cuddle alla time - and she don't care if it be daddy, sissy or meowmy as long as someone cuddles wif her. She affekshunate kitty.
I bet meowmy gonna cry when she has to put her on plane to Auntie Carol and Uncle Phil's house.
Dat was the bestes storee! As usual!
Meowmy splained to us what dey was reely fitin bout--turns out dat dere's two pigeons who normally live dere, a meowma and a purppa, and da meowma's sittin on a nest tryin to have babies, and den a third pigeon came and was messing wif em, so da purrpa pigeon was defendin his lady friend, so wuz actually kinda noble. Gots to protect ladees and babees you know.
But we liked yer vershun of da storee better cuz is much more funnier! Speshully de yer momma part!
Meowmy splained to us what dey was reely fitin bout--turns out dat dere's two pigeons who normally live dere, a meowma and a purppa, and da meowma's sittin on a nest tryin to have babies, and den a third pigeon came and was messing wif em, so da purrpa pigeon was defendin his lady friend, so wuz actually kinda noble. Gots to protect ladees and babees you know.
But we liked yer vershun of da storee better cuz is much more funnier! Speshully de yer momma part!
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Oh, I bet she crys, too!
I'd be skeered of baby travelin lonesome.
We happy u ben so sweet to her, tho.
We rites speshul storee for 4th!
Charlie's Angels again, wif help from Speshul Agent!! THE CASE OF THE MISSIN FLIP FLOP!
I'd be skeered of baby travelin lonesome.
We happy u ben so sweet to her, tho.
We rites speshul storee for 4th!
Charlie's Angels again, wif help from Speshul Agent!! THE CASE OF THE MISSIN FLIP FLOP!
