Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

[batgirl2good]

THE HAWNTED CLOZET

Once on a tyme, there wuz a big spooky ole hawse. It had 3 storees and lotsa stair and windows

and a big turret. (thas a roun kinda room)
Now there wuz a BIG walk in clozet on this turret room. It was spookee.

Sounds came outta it!

There was a kitty famlee what livt in the hawse. There was a meowma, a purrdaddy, and 5 lil kitties!

Eeech lil kit had a bedroom, and the parens had one, and there was a gess rum, too.

Now lotsa times the kitties plaed in the turret, for there wuz ramps an stuff for them to clim on, and there wuz a window

seat for them to look outa!
But those souns made them nervus!

It got th be wear they wuz reely skaret to go in!

Here are the lil kitties names:
John, Paul, George, Ringo, an Beatle
(u gotta no their parents luvt the Beatles!)

Beatle wuz the yungest. He went to his meowmy and purrdaddy and tole em wut ben goin on.

They confust and frustrayted.

So the daddy sed he would spen the NITE in the turret an see wut was goin on.

Meowmy skeered! She not wan him to do that!

She say jes open door an luk!

But they a;redy did it and foun nuthin!

Purrdaddy, tho, sez sumthin fishy goin on.

an he gonna fine out wut!

Be careful, meowmy begt him!

So that nite, the kitties brusht their teefs

an rinsed wif kitty mouf wash!

and they all hugged and kist

and wen to bed.

TO BE CONTINYOOEED.....

 

[ollyextra05]

So much suspense!
My whiskers are standin on end waitin to heer what happens!

Emma



See! I'm all werked up now!

 

[batgirl2good]

OOOh, Emma!

We sen hugs to u.

U luk scared!
is all ok, is jus a storee!
We finish after meowmy gets bak frum gold's jim.

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

So much suspense!
My whiskers are standin on end waitin to heer what happens!

Emma



See! I'm all werked up now!

 

[yosemite]

I sitting here jus waitin for rest of story. U shure rite good stories. Me and meowmy has to come and check here all the time to see what new story you tellin.

We luvs your stories. Thank you for makin us so happy.

 

[carolcat]

Oh, what will happen next, we waiting to find out, lil jasper and meowmy Carol

 

[katie=^..^=]

Emmy lukin reel cute watin for rest of storee. Us too, we watin in suspense for rest of storie gud sweetharts.

Yur sweethearts, Graycie an Go Go (an lil radish thing, Cajun Princess)

 

[batgirl2good]

All lil kitties and meowma slep in same rum that nite, cus they nervous!!

Purrpa determint to fine out wut goin on!
So he in rum wif his flashlite and sleepin pad.

He cided to reed sum wile he wayte.

He also had sum yummy snacks!

Well, he herd noizes late late!

KITTY NOizes!
He opens door and luks, but sees nuthin! So he taps on alla walls, and

fines a trap door! He gets flashlite and

to see wus there.
He

down a hall and fines a lil room.

There's a mama cat!

She wuz havin kittie babies! There were 5 babies!!

They wuz all gurls!

Wow! He introdooced himsef and helpt the lady cat, and he

to get his wife an the 5 bruvvers.


SO the meowmy cat helpt the ladee clean her lil kitties, and they helpt her get a blanket to lie on.

They tole John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Beatle to be KEERFUL an leeve lil gursl lone, cuz u NO meowma kits don like no one messin with their babies!

Now they were all so ahppee, cuz they gots more in familee!
They cided that all the lil boys wuld sleep in a rum togeffer, and let the new meowmy have one for her an the babies. Wen the lil gurls gots bigger, they culd haf a room, and the meowmy

culd haf one, too.

They gots a whole new famlee to love!

Now they gots to cide wut to name the gurls!
An here is wut they callt them!

Britnee
Christina
Bonzee
Madonna
Fantasia

An they hadta name the

meoma, too.

Diana Ross!!!


They all livt happily ever after!

THE END

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

THE HAWNTED CLOZET

Once on a tyme, there wuz a big spooky ole hawse. It had 3 storees and lotsa stair and windows

and a big turret. (thas a roun kinda room)
Now there wuz a BIG walk in clozet on this turret room. It was spookee.

Sounds came outta it!

There was a kitty famlee what livt in the hawse. There was a meowma, a purrdaddy, and 5 lil kitties!

Eeech lil kit had a bedroom, and the parens had one, and there was a gess rum, too.

Now lotsa times the kitties plaed in the turret, for there wuz ramps an stuff for them to clim on, and there wuz a window

seat for them to look outa!
But those souns made them nervus!

It got th be wear they wuz reely skaret to go in!

Here are the lil kitties names:
John, Paul, George, Ringo, an Beatle
(u gotta no their parents luvt the Beatles!)

Beatle wuz the yungest. He went to his meowmy and purrdaddy and tole em wut ben goin on.

They confust and frustrayted.

So the daddy sed he would spen the NITE in the turret an see wut was goin on.

Meowmy skeered! She not wan him to do that!

She say jes open door an luk!

But they a;redy did it and foun nuthin!

Purrdaddy, tho, sez sumthin fishy goin on.

an he gonna fine out wut!

Be careful, meowmy begt him!

So that nite, the kitties brusht their teefs

an rinsed wif kitty mouf wash!

and they all hugged and kist

and wen to bed.

TO BE CONTINYOOEED.....

 

[katie=^..^=]

Thank yu sweeties for anothr great storie. Yu such gud riters an we luvs yur stories before our catnaps!

Yur sweeties, Graycie an Go Go (an lil radish, Cajun Princess, too)

 

[carolcat]

Woo hoo, that a good story you rited H + S and meowmy Bobbie. Thanks again for ritin it. We reely liken the "mistery" stories you ritin, they excitin and make us use imagination to wonder what gonna happen next! yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

Here is wut is to come!
We wanna rite storee bout our new kitty frens here, we forgot names, we think lauree and something else ee and we beleeve there is a 3rd kitty.
We also wanna rite bout Meowmy Carol and Lil Jasper, "Gettin Ready For New Sissy."

We happee to do this. We like it! We glad u kits like it all.

 

[gemlady]

wow, such exciting stories - and to think you took all of my suggestions! i'm so honored.

sounds like that meowmy and purrpa going to have some really musical caterwauling in the future!

 

[batgirl2good]

((((((ARI))))))
U give grate idees! We uset em all, and if u gots anee more for anee kinbda storree, we be frilled!

Originally Posted by gemlady

wow, such exciting stories - and to think you took all of my suggestions! i'm so honored.

sounds like that meowmy and purrpa going to have some really musical caterwauling in the future!

 

[batgirl2good]

COMING TODAY SOMETIME!

"LIL SISTER COMES SOON"

 

[carolcat]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

COMING TODAY SOMETIME!

"LIL SISTER COMES SOON"

YAY YAY

We can't hardly wait!! Meomwy Linda on the way to get her RITE NOW!

, yur friends an fans lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

Lil Jasper, meowmy bobbie sick, so we hasta wayte til this evenin or late this afternoon to rite sotree, ok?

we sawry!

Originally Posted by carolcat

YAY YAY

We can't hardly wait!! Meomwy Linda on the way to get her RITE NOW!

, yur friends an fans lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

Once there wuz a sweet and hansom kitty name Lil Jasper. He livt wif his Meowmy Carol an his purrpa, and they were all happee.

But they wisht for a lil gurl kitty so Lil Jasper culd haf a plaemate.
They tiryed to dopt a few tymes, but nuthin werkt out.

Well, on thecatsite, they met 2 sweet kitties namt Bijou an Mika. Now Bijou an Mika were Sigh-Uh-Meeze! An their Meowmy Linda wanned to hep.

So she foun a Sigh-uh-meeze baby gurl hoo was REELY relayted to her kitties!
An she rangt for thios lil gurl kitty to get dopted by Meowmy Carol!

Oh, how happee they wuz! They counted the dayze.

Meowmy Carol crawlt on her han an neez, cleanin an makin house reddy.

Lil Jasper stood an soopervist it all.
He was so cited he culd hardly stan it.

Now, at las, evrythin reddy, an Meowmy Linda has gone to get the lil gurl sissy to stae at her house fro a few daze, an then the sweet kitty goes to haf a forever home wif Lil Jasper an his famlee.

This a happee happee day for all kitties!
We gets a new fren!

Now they luk at the lil gurl and think bout wut name soots her.

We haf a lil pray\\her for the new baby.

Deer God,
We thank yoo for makin anuhmulz to help human peeples have a happee life.
Anuhmulz love their humans alla time and don get mad or hole grujjes, like peeples do.
They make life happee and worfwile.
We promise to try to take gud care of all pets an make thme happee and lovt.
Pleeze bless this new lil gurl.
Help Meowmy Carol and her huzbuhnd be pashunt wif new baby, and help Lil Jasper ajust. Make them all be happee and get long.
Amen.


THE END
Shenandoah an Humble Kitty

 

[carolcat]

Dear S + H and meowmy Bobbie, thank you for sweet sweet story. You very nice and sweet to rite a story like that for us! We cryin it so sweet of you! We also thank you for prayer to help us and lil sissy live happy ever after. We love you all, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

well, we thank u sweetly

, but we don think we did such a grate job on that one, Meowmy distrackted and upset over Miss Patsy bean mean, an she also gettin these hang up calls wear no one will say nuthin wen she ansur fon!

It skeer her, too. She think it someone doin a *67 thing to block there fon number an doin it to be meen, and she sez she haz a pretty good idee

HOO doin it, too.

We hope Bijou or Mika rites tonight and tells us more bout lil sissy!!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dear S + H and meowmy Bobbie, thank you for sweet sweet story. You very nice and sweet to rite a story like that for us! We cryin it so sweet of you! We also thank you for prayer to help us and lil sissy live happy ever after. We love you all, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

 

[batgirl2good]

Kitties With Special Tayles

Karlee, Luzee, Much are 3 gurls with specials tayles. Watch for an citing storeee tomorrow, kits!
We promise it'll be a good one to give you sweet dreems.

 

[katachtig]

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Kitties With Special Tayles

Karlee, Luzee, Much are 3 gurls with specials tayles. Watch for an citing storeee tomorrow, kits!
We promise it'll be a good one to give you sweet dreems.

WEZ ARE ALL CITED AND WONT SLEEP TONITE CAUSE WEZ WAITN

Luzeee