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You guys are too much!
I meant the fruit bowl in the bathroom as A JOKE!!!!!
Can you imagine, you go into someones bathroom and see a Fruit Bowl on the counter?????
You stare at it but don't know, is it for decorations or for eating?
Suddenly, you grab a banana while you sit to do poopies!
but you start to get sick from the smell of the combination and throw up.
You return to the room where everyone else is sitting and begin to fart and burp at the person sitting next to them.
The phone rings and it's for you. You go back to the bathroom, for privacy, and decide to pee while on the phone when the person on the other end hears the noise and asks, "What's that sound?" And you answer with I was just pouring my drink in the bowl since it didn't agree with me. (You say this, of course, so as to not give away that you just urinated.) As a result, you're legitimate in flushing the toilet bowl, so the sound at this point, doesn't offend the listener on the phone.
You begin to think, ya know "between the poop and the banana, the farting and the burping, that apple-cinnamon scented air freshener spray sitting on the shelf doesn't seem like a bad idea after all." So you spray the air and go back to the guests only to find they're about to serve
.........................................................APPLE PIE!!!!!
Can you imagine, you go into someones bathroom and see a Fruit Bowl on the counter?????
You stare at it but don't know, is it for decorations or for eating?
Suddenly, you grab a banana while you sit to do poopies!
The phone rings and it's for you. You go back to the bathroom, for privacy, and decide to pee while on the phone when the person on the other end hears the noise and asks, "What's that sound?" And you answer with I was just pouring my drink in the bowl since it didn't agree with me. (You say this, of course, so as to not give away that you just urinated.) As a result, you're legitimate in flushing the toilet bowl, so the sound at this point, doesn't offend the listener on the phone.
You begin to think, ya know "between the poop and the banana, the farting and the burping, that apple-cinnamon scented air freshener spray sitting on the shelf doesn't seem like a bad idea after all." So you spray the air and go back to the guests only to find they're about to serve
