He's adorable! I'm so impressed by how big and healthy he is looking now.
One of my cats humps things. He has a fluffy brown blanket he's particularly enamored with. Humping doesn't always stop when they get neutered, my cats been neutered for a few years now but it hasn't slowed him down.
Scary story about the wasps! I guess they're similar to what are called Susumebachi over here. People die from their stings every year, they're dreadful things.
Faithful little things, aren't they? ANY queen will do, but they are attached to their inanimate objects,. Maybe a "Stepford Wife" sort of thing? I must ponder this. OH...you may be able to begin SLOWLY trimming down the erm...object of his affection, just a little at a time, until it is at a more manageable size for him to drag around...just a thought.