Here's my favorite joke of the moment.
A man, his wife and her mother are travelling in the Holy Land when his wife's mother dies. The man goes to the funeral home and asks about having his mother in law shipped home for burial.
The man at the funeral home says "Really, that would be extremely expensive. Why don't you just have her buried here?"
The man refuses and again asks about having his mother in law shipped home for burial.
The man at the funeral home says "Really sir, it is prohibitively expensive to do that. Plus, what a wonderful gift to you mother in law. She could be buried here in the Holy Land, the holiest place on earth."
The man, exasperated now says "Listen, two thousand years ago you buried a guy here and he came back to life in three days. I can't take that chance!"
A man, his wife and her mother are travelling in the Holy Land when his wife's mother dies. The man goes to the funeral home and asks about having his mother in law shipped home for burial.
The man at the funeral home says "Really, that would be extremely expensive. Why don't you just have her buried here?"
The man refuses and again asks about having his mother in law shipped home for burial.
The man at the funeral home says "Really sir, it is prohibitively expensive to do that. Plus, what a wonderful gift to you mother in law. She could be buried here in the Holy Land, the holiest place on earth."
The man, exasperated now says "Listen, two thousand years ago you buried a guy here and he came back to life in three days. I can't take that chance!"