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post #121 of 147
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by babyharley
I couldn't come up with anything clever to save my life!
-and I know why...

Mackenzie, Mackenzie,
was all in a frenzy,
she swallowed a camera, then burped up the lensey,
The resulting embarrassment caused her so much strife,
She never could rhyme to save her dear life.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
Who's hot in spikes,
likes cool bikes?
Who's vicious and sweet,
purely a treat?

Not Marley,
Not Farley,
Not Barley, Charlie, or Carlie,
Just Baby Harley!
Nice one!
post #122 of 147
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by goosehazel
Silly Jilly has Ms. Kitters
But she never gets the jitters
She went and paid
To have her spayed
Now she can't have any litters

Cute one Laura!
post #123 of 147
oh my gosh these are so funny! i can't get my brain in order long enough to do one of these hmmm and to think i have notebooks of poetry i have written lol go figure!!
post #124 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
-and I know why...

Mackenzie, Mackenzie,
was all in a frenzy,
she swallowed a camera, then burped up the lensey,
The resulting embarrassment caused her so much strife,
She never could rhyme to save her dear life.


Thanks Wyan!
post #125 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by goosehazel
Silly Jilly has Ms. Kitters
But she never gets the jitters
She went and paid
To have her spayed
Now she can't have any litters

awe... that is a cute cute one!!! I love it!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Mackenzie, Mackenzie,
was all in a frenzy,
she swallowed a camera, then burped up the lensey,
The resulting embarrassment caused her so much strife,
She never could rhyme to save her dear life.
I guess that does explain it!!!
post #126 of 147
I know someone named Mom2SalemIsis
She has got to be one of the nicesis
People I ever met her on TCS
giving perfection and nothing less
she has very beautiful fur babies
and never questions herself with maybies
The people at TCS surely love her
beacuse she is such a lovely fur mother!
post #127 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by SillyJilly
I know someone named Mom2SalemIsis
She has got to be one of the nicesis
People I ever met her on TCS
giving perfection and nothing less
she has very beautiful fur babies
and never questions herself with maybies
The people at TCS surely love her
beacuse she is such a lovely fur mother!
awww thats so sweet! I love it!
post #128 of 147
Ms Susan RosieMac,
cuttin no slack,
she's got your back!

Chattering Rosie,
the sweet lil posie!
Silly smuged Sophie,
lovley kittty loafie!
post #129 of 147
Aww, you guys are great!!!
I am so not that talented!! But good luck coming up with something that rymes with Amandaofcols!! AHAHAHAHA!!
post #130 of 147
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
Ms Susan RosieMac,
cuttin no slack,
she's got your back!

Chattering Rosie,
the sweet lil posie!
Silly smuged Sophie,
lovley kittty loafie!
Very cute! Snoozin' will love it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amandaofcols
Aww, you guys are great!!!
I am so not that talented!! But good luck coming up with something that rymes with Amandaofcols!! AHAHAHAHA!!
Is that a dare?

Amandaofcols, whose shirts all have holes,
Got into a hobby... the stacking of bowls,
She stacked them and stacked them and stacked them so high,
That the gods in the heavens, they started to cry,
"Amanda, Amanda, we must ask you why,
Why are you stacking these bowls all so high?
They're piercing the heavens,
They're piercing the clouds,
They're covering the planet in shaddowy shrouds.
They're taking up space,
They're rocking about,
They'll crash to the earth with a big bang, no doubt."
Amanda just smiled, and looked up to say,
"Don't worry about them, the bowls will decay.
They'll rot and disolve before they will fall.
I assure you they will. Don't worry at all."
They thought for a moment, but more like a day,
And said, "Fine Amanda. We will let them stay,
Don't do this again, it scared us a lot."
"Alright" said Amanda. "I'm done with this lot.
I'm sorry these bowls turned out to be pests.
I'll switch to Plan B... the stacking of desks."

Gee that was long. -couldn't stop.
post #131 of 147
That was good Wyan!
post #132 of 147
For LacyDF

Looking for pictures of poochies?
Where do you find the silliest of goosies?
Singing anthems of moosies?
Call Mr Juicy!
If you should desire sweater or frock,
just give a knock!
Sit down on that rock.
Watch the tall clock.
He'll pull through, in a moment or or two.
You might even get a new do!
Fashion is his game,
he'll never look lame!
So pick up your celly and dial away:
1-800-Mr Juicy,
much chicer than Gucci!


(I had a real hard time with the last word of the first line...all I was getting was Moochie and Hoochie!)
post #133 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Very cute! Snoozin' will love it! Is that a dare?

Amandaofcols, whose shirts all have holes,
Got into a hobby... the stacking of bowls,
She stacked them and stacked them and stacked them so high,
That the gods in the heavens, they started to cry,
"Amanda, Amanda, we must ask you why,
Why are you stacking these bowls all so high?
They're piercing the heavens,
They're piercing the clouds,
They're covering the planet in shaddowy shrouds.
They're taking up space,
They're rocking about,
They'll crash to the earth with a big bang, no doubt."
Amanda just smiled, and looked up to say,
"Don't worry about them, the bowls will decay.
They'll rot and disolve before they will fall.
I assure you they will. Don't worry at all."
They thought for a moment, but more like a day,
And said, "Fine Amanda. We will let them stay,
Don't do this again, it scared us a lot."
"Alright" said Amanda. "I'm done with this lot.
I'm sorry these bowls turned out to be pests.
I'll switch to Plan B... the stacking of desks."

Gee that was long. -couldn't stop.
YAAY!! Aww. I feel so special!! I got a long one.. and from Wyan.. I'm gonna print it and hang it up in my office... hee hee..
post #134 of 147
Here goes nothin:

There once was a man named Hydroaxe,
He loved to buy beer in six packs,
He really loves kitties, and visits big cities,
But never stops doing jumping jacks!
post #135 of 147
As promised:

Wyan the Rumpy

Wyan AKA Rumpy,
went down hill go bumpy,
tripped over a stumpy,
his cheesie went a thumpy.
'This no good pogo came from a dumpy!
My milk went a lumpy!'
squealed Wayn the Rumpy.

His groceries were scattered,
not that it mattered.
His pogo was tattered,
much more than battered.
A hot girl he flattered,
made her chicken that was battered.

She gave him a ride home,
on her card was a gnome.
Her address said Rome,
she was a maker of foam.

'This will never do!'
said Wyan now grumpy.
Went home to sweet Chasey-poo,
owner of Wyan Mr Rumpy.
post #136 of 147
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
As promised:

Wyan the Rumpy

Wyan AKA Rumpy,
went down hill go bumpy,
tripped over a stumpy,
his cheesie went a thumpy.
'This no good pogo came from a dumpy!
My milk went a lumpy!'
squealed Wayn the Rumpy.

His groceries were scattered,
not that it mattered.
His pogo was tattered,
much more than battered.
A hot girl he flattered,
made her chicken that was battered.

She gave him a ride home,
on her card was a gnome.
Her address said Rome,
she was a maker of foam.

'This will never do!'
said Wyan now grumpy.
Went home to sweet Chasey-poo,
owner of Wyan Mr Rumpy.
Nice one! You're a rhyming machine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trouts mom
Here goes nothin:

There once was a man named Hydroaxe,
He loved to buy beer in six packs,
He really loves kitties, and visits big cities,
But never stops doing jumping jacks!
Nice smooth rhythm there, but these jumping jacks are making me tired. You know that posting in this thread makes you the next victim don't you? Tomorrow though.... Wyan needs sleep.
post #137 of 147
Thread Starter 
Trout's mom called me dumb,
For chewing her onion flavored gum,
She laughed so hard, she fell on her bum,
Thank goodness she didn't break my thumb.
post #138 of 147
And then there's our girl, Ugaimes
She's one of those feminist dames
Her famous kitties have well-known names
And she's marrying Brad, not James!
post #139 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Trout's mom called me dumb,
For chewing her onion flavored gum,
She laughed so hard, she fell on her bum,
Thank goodness she didn't break my thumb.

Ummm....wyyyannn....I don't really wanna ask.....but how would she break your thumb by falling on her bum???
post #140 of 147
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
Ummm....wyyyannn....I don't really wanna ask.....but how would she break your thumb by falling on her bum???
Well, in case you didn't realize it's a totally fictional rhyme... I took some of her delicious gum expecting that she would be mad upon discovering who did it. Instead, she laughed, so I was just grateful that she didn't twist my thumb and break it for doing so. I heard she was an expert thumb wrestler, not a bum wrestler! Get your mind out of the gutter.
post #141 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Well, in case you didn't realize it's a totally fictional rhyme... I took some of her delicious gum expecting that she would be mad upon discovering who did it. Instead, she laughed, so I was just grateful that she didn't twist my thumb and break it for doing so. I heard she was an expert thumb wrestler, not a bum wrestler! Get your mind out of the gutter.
Well why didn't you just say so? I mean she could have sat on you and broke it. Who knows? There are lots of possibilities!
post #142 of 147
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
Well why didn't you just say so? I mean she could have sat on you and broke it. Who knows? There are lots of possibilities!
I was running out of rhyming words.
post #143 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
I was running out of rhyming words.
Ok well she could have called your Mum, or gone all numb, or drank some rum, or called you dumb (not that you are! )!
post #144 of 147
Thought I'd try someone new....

This one is for Cindy (Katl8e):

There was a woman named Katl8e,
she went on many dating sprees.
She tried to teach the single gals on TCS
how to make men weak in the knees.

She set up office hours
to teach us all her powers.
We were so clueless
she didn't know if she could cope,
She did her best but still discovered
that were all without hope!

So she finally washed her hands clean
Planted a magic bean
She climbed up the stalk to a place so high
Where she's now a regular dating machine!
post #145 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
Ok well she could have called your Mum, or gone all numb, or drank some rum, or called you dumb (not that you are! )!
Oh wait! she did call you dumb! Ok she could have tossed you a plum!
post #146 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanctie
Thought I'd try someone new....

This one is for Cindy (Katl8e):

There was a woman named Katl8e,
she went on many dating sprees.
She tried to teach the single gals on TCS
how to make men weak in the knees.

She set up office hours
to teach us all her powers.
We were so clueless
she didn't know if she could cope,
She did her best but still discovered
that were all without hope!

So she finally washed her hands clean
Planted a magic bean
She climbed up the stalk to a place so high
Where she's now a regular dating machine!
Good one Stevie!
post #147 of 147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Trout's mom called me dumb,
For chewing her onion flavored gum,
She laughed so hard, she fell on her bum,
Thank goodness she didn't break my thumb.

Excellent one!! And as a matter of fact I am an expert thumb wrestler
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