Game: Twisted TCS Username Rhymes and a ½.com

Originally Posted by adymarie

These are great, but I will just be a bystander - pregnancy has sucked the rhyming brain cells from my head!

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(Gives you one of the tiny jars of rhyming brain cells that she keeps on hand)

The LionessRampant


Armed with knowledge and love,
her words shred darkness with a small shove.
Ignorance beware of this woman of power,
she'll pull down your strong tower.
No chemicals or additives do kitties deserve,
your lack of concern she will observe.
So quake and fear in your Chanel sunglasses,
Her name is LionessRampant, and she's educating the masses!

A cat lover named Ryan joined a silly cat site,
and made all the crazies ladies laugh, much to their delight.
His squeeky wheel goofiness and obsession with cheese,
keeps all us catladies in good moods and at ease.
Some call him a heckler, some call him a disease,
some say he's crazy, but Fran just calls him a tease!

Our poor obsessed Hopehacker,
will end up an old grocery sacker,
if she keeps up her obsession with this rocker so manly.

She'll compare every man to him,
leave her job on a whim,
and become a stalker and tell everyone
her name's Mrs. Stanley!

Originally Posted by Sanctie

Some call him a heckler, some call him a disease,

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Originally Posted by Sanctie

A cat lover named Ryan joined a silly cat site,
and made all the crazies ladies laugh, much to their delight.
His squeeky wheel goofiness and obsession with cheese,
keeps all us catladies in good moods and at ease.
Some call him a heckler, some call him a disease,
some say he's crazy, but Fran just calls him a tease!

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Adymarie is as crazy as can be,
she built a paper meche house in an old pear tree.
And crazier than that,
she now thinks she is a cat,
she even scratches at her imaginary fleas!

We all knew she'd gone mental,
cuz her cats must now be parental,
and feed and give scritches to their mom,
that crazy cat Adymarie!

Nice rhymes Stevie! Now we owe you a few.

Oh Stevie, oh Stevie,
please roll up your sleevey,
I need to inject a cold shot of MacFeevey.
MacFeevey? What's that? I will dare not say,
but I heard that it makes girls like you go away!

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Nice rhymes Stevie!

Now we owe you a few.

Oh Stevie, oh Stevie,
please roll up your sleevey,
I need to inject a cold shot of MacFeevey.
MacFeevey? What's that? I will dare not say,
but I heard that it makes girls like you go away!

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LOL! For shame Ryan, you big cheese head!
Macfeevey??? You got one imagination kid!

Batgirl2good
has a coat with a hood
she said she would
if she should
and you know she could

Man I'm lame

Originally Posted by Sanctie

A cat lover named Ryan joined a silly cat site,
and made all the crazies ladies laugh, much to their delight.
His squeeky wheel goofiness and obsession with cheese,
keeps all us catladies in good moods and at ease.
Some call him a heckler, some call him a disease,
some say he's crazy, but Fran just calls him a tease!

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Great one!

Originally Posted by Sanctie

LOL! For shame Ryan, you big cheese head!

Macfeevey??? You got one imagination kid!

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You know the rasp smilies just encourage me don't you?... Well you do now. And "kid"? I don't get called that everyday!

Originally Posted by goosehazel

Batgirl2good
has a coat with a hood
she said she would
if she should
and you know she could

Man I'm lame

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No, that was cute!

Little miss Laura, oh little miss Laura,
Ol' Ken Roger's toaster has soured your aura,
So dredge your long hair in red wine and wet clay,
That just might keep Ol' Kenny's toaster at bay.

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Nice rhymes Stevie!

Now we owe you a few.

Oh Stevie, oh Stevie,
please roll up your sleevey,
I need to inject a cold shot of MacFeevey.
MacFeevey? What's that? I will dare not say,
but I heard that it makes girls like you go away!

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Wow, I think we have a regular Dr. Seuss on our hands!

Here's another one for Ryan:

Ryanâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s known as Hydroaxe.
He plays softball to relax.
Offer him a plate of cheese,
Heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll go all weak in the knees.
We love him lots ‘cause heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no dud.
Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s why heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the TCS Stud!

Originally Posted by clixpix

Here's another one for Ryan:

Ryan?s known as Hydroaxe.
He plays softball to relax.
Offer him a plate of cheese,
He?ll go all weak in the knees.
We love him lots ?cause he?s no dud.
That?s why he?s the TCS Stud!

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Good One!

Originally Posted by kluchetta

Wow, I think we have a regular Dr. Seuss on our hands!

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Awww... shucks!

Originally Posted by clixpix

Here's another one for Ryan:

Ryanâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s known as Hydroaxe.
He plays softball to relax.
Offer him a plate of cheese,
Heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll go all weak in the knees.
We love him lots ‘cause heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s no dud.
Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s why heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the TCS Stud!

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Most of that is true!

Wyan is a tease

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Little miss Laura, oh little miss Laura,
Ol' Ken Roger's toaster has soured your aura,
So dredge your long hair in red wine and wet clay,
That just might keep Ol' Kenny's toaster at bay.

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Aww Thanks. A little odd, but thanks

Ryan, Ryan a sweetie is he
He likes to put lemon in his tea
He eats lots of cheese
While sailing the seven seas
All the TCS girls think he's a hottie
Gotta go now and use the potty

These are so funny. You all have me giggling. I will have to think of some rhymes to go with your names!!

Ok I got one now

Ady Ady
Gonna have a baby
all those diapers gonna make her crazy
then she'll be a crazy cat lady!

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

You know the rasp smilies just encourage me don't you?... Well you do now.

And "kid"? I don't get called that everyday!

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Uh oh, I better watch out
when Ryan's meddle is stirred about!
He's a force to be reckoned with no doubt!

He'll pretend he's Dr. Seuss,
which serves absolutely no use,
Obviously no one's told him that I am the real Mother Goose!