Funny/ weird last names???

alaynna · Feb 28, 2006

well my current last name is normal...but my maiden name was Dague...now its pronounced like Vague.....but i got plenty of different things in school....

like below is what teachers would say instead of Dague:

Dog
Da-gu
Day
Dayga

I am so glad my married name is Ritchey.....much easier

katspixiedust · Feb 28, 2006

My mother's maiden name is Native American, and she really got picked on growing up for it: Silvernail. Especially because when she was young the Bond movie Goldfinger was out. She tells me she used to hear, "Silvernail's gonna marry Goldfinger!" alllll the time!!

When I was young I was in Children's Musical Theatre with a boy named Ashley Hull, not too bad...but he liked to go by Ash....so all the kids would chant, "Ash Hull! Ash Hull!" Can ya hear why that's funny??

Also, someone mentioned the last name Truelove, there's actually a guy in one of my grad school classes with this last name. It also turns out that he recently proposed to his girlfriend, so of course all of the women in my class were going, "Awww that's so sweet! Truelove proposed to his true love!"

carwashcats · Mar 21, 2006

today, while i was hi/lighting my customers hair, she told me the name of a girl, it was Teri Bobo, but she married and her name became Teri Bimbo!
I know someone named Lester Roach, his wife is Heather Roach!

kittylover4ever · Mar 21, 2006

Years ago Mom and I were reading the society page of the paper, and this girl married a guy with the last name of Stinkinhiemer! Cracked us both up. I would be Susie Stinkinhiemer!

babyharley · Mar 21, 2006

Originally Posted by carwashcats

today, while i was hi/lighting my customers hair, she told me the name of a girl, it was Teri Bobo, but she married and her name became Teri Bimbo!
I know someone named Lester Roach, his wife is Heather Roach!

I actually have a good guy friend who's last name is Bobo!

solaritybengals · Mar 21, 2006

Oooh boy...I got teased a lot in school. What made it worse was to have teachers refuse to say my name appropriately. Its not hard.

Doe

Really not that bad of a name..I mean its English it means a female dear. Its also uncommon. Anyone and everyone who sees my last name (even people I don't know, like grocery cashiers, etc):
Is your father/brother named John?
Good thing your name isn't Jane.
Doe like a dear?
Hahahahahaha (yes that happened once, a cashier burst out laughing when she saw my credit card)
And the list goes on and on....

I had a teacher call me Natalie Doe-Doe. I had another teacher that thought my name MUST be wrong and it MUST be Dow. So she wrote Dow on everything of mine. Even after I corrected her (I was in the 5th grade) she still refused to say/spell my name correctly.

I'm getting married soon. I'm getting a new English name - Flowers. I'm so happy. Its not the greatest name for a boy to have, but for me it will do just fine!!!!

eupnea · Mar 21, 2006

I knew a guy named Dick Butman. Full name Richard of course.

taurus77 · Mar 21, 2006

I have a resident at work named Mr. Reiser (pronounced Riser).
First name Peter. That was hilarious once I put it together!!!!!!!!

eupnea · Mar 21, 2006

My boyfriend's last name is Marvel, like Marvel Comics.
I had a roommate who called him Captain Marvel whenever she saw him and he HATED it.

firefly*21 · Mar 21, 2006

Mine's not funny, but it was never said right.....Susca.

catloverin_ks · Mar 21, 2006

You all have some GOODD ones!! I cant seem to think of any right off hand....*sighs*

katl8e · Mar 21, 2006

My maiden name was normal but, I just HAD to marry a man with an Austrian-Jewish last name. No one can pronounce it if they see it written and no one can spell it, if they hear it.

To top it off, my maiden name initials were CAT (how appropriate) and my current initials are CAR.

carwashcats · Mar 21, 2006

Originally Posted by SolarityBengals

Oooh boy...I got teased a lot in school. What made it worse was to have teachers refuse to say my name appropriately. Its not hard.

Doe

Really not that bad of a name..I mean its English it means a female dear. Its also uncommon. Anyone and everyone who sees my last name (even people I don't know, like grocery cashiers, etc):
Is your father/brother named John?
Good thing your name isn't Jane.
Doe like a dear?
Hahahahahaha (yes that happened once, a cashier burst out laughing when she saw my credit card)
And the list goes on and on....

I had a teacher call me Natalie Doe-Doe. I had another teacher that thought my name MUST be wrong and it MUST be Dow. So she wrote Dow on everything of mine. Even after I corrected her (I was in the 5th grade) she still refused to say/spell my name correctly.

I'm getting married soon. I'm getting a new English name - Flowers. I'm so happy. Its not the greatest name for a boy to have, but for me it will do just fine!!!!

OMG!that is tooo funny, my name is very french, i always hated it growing up, i just wanted a normal name like my sisters Debbie, and Kathy, but my mom married a frenchmen, so i was blessed with Monique Renee' Fuselier, but here is the trip, I also married and my married name is Flowers! So now i am Monique Fuselier Flowers, and my late husbands' name was Marvin!!!! Marvin Flowers! Bless his heart! we had fun whenever i got pregant and were thinking of names, like daisy, june and list went on and on, petunia ha ha ha ha! we had a boy, we named him Jace!

semiferal · Mar 21, 2006

I knew a person named Olive Moo.

I also know a man whose last name is Booze, who used to work side-by-side with a man whose last name is Goodwine. They were quite the pair!

Oh, and there was a teacher at my high school whose last name was Fallis.

And I know a couple of people named Richard Johnson. Fortunately, neither goes by Dick.

solaritybengals · Mar 22, 2006

Originally Posted by carwashcats

OMG!that is tooo funny, my name is very french, i always hated it growing up, i just wanted a normal name like my sisters Debbie, and Kathy, but my mom married a frenchmen, so i was blessed with Monique Renee' Fuselier, but here is the trip, I also married and my married name is Flowers! So now i am Monique Fuselier Flowers, and my late husbands' name was Marvin!!!! Marvin Flowers! Bless his heart! we had fun whenever i got pregant and were thinking of names, like daisy, june and list went on and on, petunia ha ha ha ha! we had a boy, we named him Jace!

Flowers seems to be pretty common. I can put my name in a search engine and about 75% of the things are about me. The funny thing is the other 25% are things where people assumed my name in court or something to protect their identity

. With Flowers....I'll be lost among the thousands with the same name

. Oh well, no excuses to pronounce the name wrong!!!!

I like the name Jace...will have to remember that

. I think our first boy will be Daniel.

solaritybengals · Mar 22, 2006

I was just thinking back to gradeschool. I had a bus driver named Nancy Drew.

carwashcats · Mar 22, 2006

Originally Posted by SolarityBengals

Flowers seems to be pretty common. I can put my name in a search engine and about 75% of the things are about me. The funny thing is the other 25% are things where people assumed my name in court or something to protect their identity

. With Flowers....I'll be lost among the thousands with the same name

. Oh well, no excuses to pronounce the name wrong!!!!

I like the name Jace...will have to remember that

. I think our first boy will be Daniel.

WELL, congratulations! i wish you and yours the best of luck, oh and welcome
to the Flowers Family!

Monique(carwashcats)

kiwideus · Mar 23, 2006

one name I saw today was Pizzey

catkiki · Mar 24, 2006

I saw a cute last name today.... Tweet

seldara · Mar 25, 2006

The last name of my best friend in high school was Prince. Her mom gave birth to twin boys. They decided on the first names of: Ima and Yora... Poor kids.

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