Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles
I saw the title of this thread and I started thinking...wonder if she saw my post yesterday? Then I read it! I'd have to say this may just top my list of silly rediculous ways to hurt yourself, but it's not my first! The time I initally hurt my back I lifted and twisted my laundry basket at the same time for some unknown reason, then a day or two later while shuffling through the mall on my way back to work I got pushed by a paramedic of all people! That's what did me in that time! Had a lovely chat with mall security... Oh well! I got a week off work durring which I spent the entire time on percocet and valium...fun fun fun! I don't remember a thing! Except one night being helped to the bathroom by a friend! Then to the car too! Goooood meds!
Oh, my second most silly one comes from my childhood...I managed to get hit by a bike! Twice!
Yup! I think this might actually be the second thread of mine that you have inspired!!
I am always doing silly clumsy things. Max doesn't even pay attention anymore because I'm always hitting my head, walking into things, tripping over things, banging my arm/knee/toe/finger/head/leg or anything else! Come to our house and you'll hear a litany of plaintive `Ouch!' `Ow!' and various other exclamations coming from wherever I am! Unfortunately when I hurt myself it always makes me laugh (you know those pained laughs) so I'm always bursting out laughing for no reason. Except when I really
hurt myself. Then I'll cry!!
One night I was sleeping on the sofa bed because my husband was snoring, and I got up to go to the loo. I didn't know this but he had closed the kitchen door to stop Sunday from getting in and eating Cairo's food. It was very dark, I was sleepy and BANG!
Walked straight into the door. Split my lip open, got a black eye and a huge bang on the nose. Started howling and sobbing like a little kid that had fallen off it's bike. Andy came belting through from the bedroom - the noise was so loud he thought I'd fallen out of bed!!
At work the next day I had to tell everyone my nose, eye and puffy lip were because I walked into a door - you know, the old euphemism for your husband beating you up - except I really DID walk into a door!!