I was standing at the kitchen sink, while DW was headed out the front door.
Master Tigger was trying to trip DW and get outside at the same time.
"AH HA! I'm getting to go outside!"
but DW scooped him up, while remarking.
You are not a dog. Outside you do not get to go because you won't be able to survive.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Tigger exclaimed.
"I WANT OUTSIDE" he howled.
Sorry. It's going to be too cold and you are not prepared, so in you stay. (DW remarked)
I came over and took Master Tigger. I started petting....
and petting and petting.
"Purr purr purr purr purr Thank you slave. I needed some TLC after that abuse I just received."
and Tigger climbed up to stand on my shoulder.
Uh... Msater. You will not be able to get in the closet, I stated.
"I can look can't I?" Tigger muttered.
Yes... but that's all. Someday I'll let you up on the shelf.
"AH HAH! I'm going to hold you to that!"
spoo.... Now I've done it.
Tigger remained on my shoulder for about 5 minutes, all the while letting his tail thwap me in the face (if I had turned my head I'd get a close up view of base of his tail I might add)
"Ahh.... I shall explore you......."
DW came in the door and started laughing.
You silly kitty. Are you have fun with DH? (DW grinned)
"Why... yes. I am. He even told me that I could explore the top shelf sometime in the future. I'm going to hold him to that statement." Tigger gloated....
Spoo? (she asked inquiringly?)
Yep... Maybe he'll forget.
"Yeah... like that's going to happen anytime soon silly slave." my master remarked.
In the meantime, DW went to the sewing table and started reading the instructions on a mechanical device related to her sewing machine.
uh... lets see. I'm supposed to place the foot...
My foot is at the end of my ankle, I said.
Oh... somebody is going to hurt you for that statement. DW stated.
(we have a stuffed bear named Caroline who smacks us around because we utter too many puns. This is to keep us in line so she doesn't have to run screaming from the room because we punish each other all the time)
Yep... I've knot been beated in some time.
Meahwhile, Tigger marched over and sat on the instructions.
"I am here to help" Tigger said regally.
I see that. DW remarked. uh.. could you move just a little?
"If I move, I'll not be helpful. Don't you want my help?"
During this exchane, I had gotten the papercutter we use to trim printed matter so I could use them for book covers and such.
"Oh... look. I can help over there. "
So Tigger came over where I was getting ready to cut.....
Master. Please don't get close to me. I can cut off your tail or hurt you with this paper cutter.
"I'm here to help!"
Yes. I see that, but paper cutters can be dangerous.
"I'll be very careful." he stated
Yes master. So I waited for him to move off the paper that I was going to cut. Have you ever had a master stand/sit on something you were going to work on? Read? Fold?
and a short time later, my master decided that enough help was given....
off he ambled.