Danged cats! Can't I have ONE morning off?!

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So…..last night was Saturday night of a three day weekend and I figured I could stay up late and then just sleep in today, right?  I watched movies, did some online holiday shopping, enjoyed the late evening to myself and got to bed after midnight.  Well…..at 5:30 this morning, I was RUDELY awakened by Jake in the cat room (right next to the bedroom) yowling his head off like he hadn’t eaten in a week.  I tried unsuccessfully tried to ignore him, so I decided to bring him and Hannah in bed with me, thinking I could get them to snuggle and BE QUIET so I could sleep a bit longer.  I got up, checked under the bed to make sure none of our resident cats were there (Hannah and Jake fight with our other cats so we keep them separated) and let Hannah and Jake in.  

But they wanted attention so they had to get a few minutes of head and tummy scritches first.  Then they calmed down and I thought I could sleep.  But no--Molly, another of the newbies, heard us rustling around and decided she wanted in the bedroom to get in on the snuggle-fest.  So I got up and let her in. Five minutes passed and then of course Travis, the last of the newbies, decided he didn’t want to be left out.  His “meowing” cannot be ignored—we have decided he sounds like he’s trying to meow while gargling a mouth full of marbles, it’s the most annoying sound on the planet—and I had to get up and let him in, too.  

I had all four of them in the bedroom and everybody settled down—for about another five minutes.  I had the door between the cat room and the bedroom open, so Travis went in the cat room, took a big old dump and per usual, didn't cover it.  Are you kidding me, cat?!  I buried my head under the covers, but there is no escaping that smell.
 I got up again, covered his poop, and went back to bed.  By then, Jake decided he was seriously DYING of starvation and started yowling again.  Sigh.  Okay, forget it, no sleeping in for me this morning.

I got up, fed and gave meds to all four of them, swept out their room, cleaned litter boxes, changed water, cleaned Jake’s ears and Molly’s eyes and got them shut back in their room.  I went into the bathroom to finally take care of myself and discovered that Travis had peed on the floor during the night (he’s old and does that occasionally…)  That meant cleaning out the litter box in there, washing the rug, mopping the floor.  As I went out to the kitchen to get the cleaning supplies for that job, I saw Rico and Ozzy, two of our indoor/outdoor cats, chasing a mouse under the credenza in the dining room!   


Two hours later--the morning ablutions of all seven cats were handled, Rico had caught his man (mouse) and I got the carcass outside. 

Now every last one of the little turkeys is snoozing away in their favorite spots, and I’m facing the day on five hours of sleep.  


Oh well—what are you gonna do.  Cats will be cats--I had to laugh at the whole thing!  As for me, I’m going to get in a little treadmill time and then head over to a friend’s for a well-deserved mimosa and brunch!  


Happy Sunday, all.
 

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Lol, I understand the frustration. The past 2 mornings since everyone has been feeling better, I have been woken up to kittens in full action play running over me. Of course as soon as my old boy realizes I am awake he believes that I should be feeding them all :D
 

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That was hysterical!
 It is so much like what goes on in our house sometimes between our clan and you had me laughing. We have a litter box in our bedroom and Tabby's not really much of a coverer. She certainly can't go around meowing that her poop doesn't stink either.....because it's awful. Imagine that odor at 2:00 in the morning! I love her, but really? 

And then there's Molli and Muffin. I've got Molli to my left and Muffin on my right side in bed. They get wound up and, well, there's no sleeping.

But they're cats and that's what cats do. 

Thanks for your story. Believe me, I enjoyed reading every word!
 
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Thanks, Winchester.  It was a funny snapshot of life with cats (though it didn't seem all that funny when all I wanted was to sleep an hour longer...)   
 

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Oh my!  It's like having a house full of toddlers!!

I'm writing this with Mooch here waving her tail in my face.  We've been away for several days and got back in after midnight.  Both our kids were asleep in the car so priority #1 was to get their things into their bed and them into bed...hopefully without waking. Noodles however was so happy to see us she had to gallop across the house and into every room repeatedly.  How one cat makes so much noise I just do not know!  I knew if I didn't lay on the couch (and fall asleep there for a few hours) she would keep it up all night and bang on our door.  Love my crazy cats!  I'm just grateful for no "presents"!!
 
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Oh my!  It's like having a house full of toddlers!!

I'm writing this with Mooch here waving her tail in my face.  We've been away for several days and got back in after midnight.  Both our kids were asleep in the car so priority #1 was to get their things into their bed and them into bed...hopefully without waking. Noodles however was so happy to see us she had to gallop across the house and into every room repeatedly.  How one cat makes so much noise I just do not know!  I knew if I didn't lay on the couch (and fall asleep there for a few hours) she would keep it up all night and bang on our door.  Love my crazy cats!  I'm just grateful for no "presents"!!
Toddlers is right!  It's taking me time to get used to it--our original three generally don't bug us like that in the morning.  These newbies are all older and set in their ways, I guess, so when they want snuggles and/or breakfast, they want it NOW.  
   

Haha--It IS amazing how much noise one little cat make!  
 

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Haha--It IS amazing how much noise one little cat make!  
Oooh my cousin's cat has one of those meows that can make you jump out of your skin if you don't expect it!  She is very vocal and her meows remind me of a Siamese my mother's friend had when I was a kid.  The cat lives at my Grandparent's house and that is where we stayed on our trip.  It's a split level house and my son slept in a portable crib/playpen in the family room; which is half a level below the living room.  The bedrooms are above the family room.  The first night I was sitting in the living room in the dark waiting to be sure my son was asleep and Midnight (appropriately named) came down the stairs and let out one of her meows.  I about fell out of the recliner!!
 
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Yeah, when we first got Travis, I couldn't believe my ears--the first time he was down the hall out of sight and let out one of those meows, I thought one of the newbies was being murdered.  I'd never heard anything like it.  Funny thing is, he CAN meow normally, we've heard him do it a couple of times.  It's just most of the time he's being a crotchety old man, complaining about something, so he lets loose with the marble-gargle.  
  
 

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my cat barely meows .. unless I'm in the kitchen , or she's outside and she wants in . These two actions have two different meows .
 

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Well Goodluck With 7 cats!
I only have 1 one Furry baby and he already drives me crazy whith his meowing!!!
But hes still hugable and Kissable!
 

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I have had two an American Shorthair silver tabbies meow with a sound that sounded like gargling.  Always when they were begging for something, like they were saying 'please'.

I have a brown tabby American Shorthair that does not do this. She is a very quiet meower and seems to stretch out the meow, hitting high and low notes, but very quietly.
 

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Weekends they start at the bedroom door at about 6:30am. The whole four of them taking turns yowling. And then thundering up and down the hall doing this weird yodeling moewing sound. If I person didn't know better you'd think there was something wrong with them!
 

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Cats are cats, the only time forrest meows is when she wants food. I think shes found scratching the door a much more reliable way of waking me up
 
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@moggymomma:  Well so far I've been unsuccessful at getting the elusive Marble Mouth on tape!  Usually he does it when he's in the cat room and wants out, or he doesn't know where I am or something.  So of course when he hears me coming, he stops doing it.  I've have to be sneakier...  
     LOL
 
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