Post a silly joke....lol

knock knock

whose there

interupting cat

interupting cat wh......


MEEEEOOOWWWW!

A man walks into a bar. The second man ducks.

I have a few....


What's hairy and coughs?

A coconut with a cold.

What is a polygon?

A dead parrot. ( I'm sorry that one is just bad)


My all time favorite.

How do you make a hankie dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

Not the sort of silly jokes we see here, but a short chuckler nonetheless.


A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as
possible. The instructions were : The short story had to contain the following three things
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story.


Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

Originally Posted by Arlyn

Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

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That was hilarious

Originally Posted by Miagi's_Mommy

how do you catch a rabbit?

unique up on it.

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How do you catch a tame one?

The tame way!
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Why did the lobster turn red?

He saw the salad dressing.

I am in pain from laughing...
"the tame way"

a shoestring walks into a bar and wants a drink and hops up on the table and the bartender says sorry we don't serve your kind here. so in a few minutes he comes back and wants a drink and the bartender kicked him out again so the shoestring goes outside and ties himself into a knot and goes back into the bar to order a drink and the bartender says weren't you just in here? and he says I am afraid NOT!

how do u keep a moron in suspense?

i'll post the answer next week.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartendar says, 'why the long face?'

a travling sales man stops by a farm and sees the farmr has a pig with 3 legs. he says, "what happend 2 ur pig?".

and the farmer tells an amazing story about how the pig saved his whole famlys life one night when there was a fire. he went to the neighburs and oinked until they woke up and called 4 help. then he came back and ran into the burnign house and dragged out their baby to safety.

the salesman says, 'wow, so did he lose his leg int eh fire?'

and the farmer says, 'no, we just can't bear to eat a pig that good all at once.'

why cant u starve in the desert?

because of all the sand which is there.

Q: Why was the poor old man throwing bowling balls off a cliff?

A: He probably suffered from a sociopathic personailty disorder, exacerbated by poor nutrition, inadequate elder care, and substandard living conditions.

Cheers, Karl.

Originally Posted by Karl

Q: Why was the poor old man throwing bowling balls off a cliff?

A: He probably suffered from a sociopathic personailty disorder, exacerbated by poor nutrition, inadequate elder care, and substandard living conditions.

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Good one...
when every one else zigs....zag.

q: whats the best time for a dentsist appt?

a: tooth-hurty

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Originally Posted by Karl

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

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You are very brave.

Originally Posted by xocats

You are very brave.

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I once taunted a feminist. Weeks later, I woke up from the coma.

Why did the banana go to the Dr. ?

He wasn't "Peeling" well



Courtesy of My 5yr old

Why did the little boy wear his bathing suit to bed?

He heard there was a "creek" on the second step.