The Amazing Death Predictor...

Colleen: At age 57 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Guess I'd better stay away from tigers and Burma!

Bryan: At age 78 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Well, at least I won't have to go very far.

I also have one for the planet Earth.

Earth: Sometime in 2035 Essayons89 will be crowned Galactic Emperor and will either: A) Destroy this pitiful mudball of a planet or B) Enslave this pitiful mudball of a planet. Tremble in fear earthlings. Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

Moz: At age 34 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Too bad I don't like steak.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Susan, that one is really disturbing

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I know, so now that i know they better start to sort themselves out before i get there

Neet: At age 67 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


Hmmm, there is actually a distinct chance of this happening. The alcohol involved part most likely.

Originally Posted by neetanddave

Neet: At age 67 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


Hmmm, there is actually a distinct chance of this happening. The alcohol involved part most likely.

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Why didn't i get that one!!

kallie: At age 42 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

I would never blend peanut butter and bananas together*yuck*...how disturbing to suggest I do such a thing like that!

Natalie: At age 50 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


Mmmmm, I love PB and banana sandwiches

Originally Posted by Trouts mom

Natalie: At age 50 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Mmmmm, I love PB and banana sandwiches

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At least you'll die happy

Originally Posted by Anakat

Anne: At age 117 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

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I got this but mine said I would be 50 when this happened, I had to ask DH what shanked meant

Monica: At age 52 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.



Too funny!!! That was good.

Jen: At age 53 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Haha! That's great!

carla: At age 87 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Nikki: At age 34 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.


Hummm....Interesting

STOP - this is freaking me out

Shauna: At age 62 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.


Hmmmm.........

Jill: At age 56 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

A twist on some of these heroine junkies on here!!

And here is my Hubbys
DH: At age 42 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Originally Posted by StarryEyedTiGeR

Nikki: At age 34 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.


Hummm....Interesting

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You're welcom to join me on Mars! A career with Nasa sounds facinating, hehe

Originally Posted by Abigail

STOP - this is freaking me out

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Amber: At age 32 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
WOW Poor me! That doesnt sound like a good way to die!