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post #61 of 82
Leslie: At age 81 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Dang, I wanted to see 90!
post #62 of 82
Heres John's!
John: At age 61 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
post #63 of 82
Chrissy: At age 80 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

OMG!
post #64 of 82
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Chrissy: At age 80 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

OMG!
OHMYGOODNESS

Danielle: At age 67 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
post #65 of 82
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Neet: At age 67 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


Hmmm, there is actually a distinct chance of this happening. The alcohol involved part most likely.



I heard that
post #66 of 82
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Originally Posted by huggles View Post
OHMYGOODNESS

Danielle: At age 67 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.


I don't know that the ratings would impress me in this case do you
post #67 of 82
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Heres John's!
John: At age 61 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.


Keep him AWAY from the Stove
post #68 of 82
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Originally Posted by Abigail View Post
STOP - this is freaking me out



This is Bizarre, Take a pill and relax Diana
post #69 of 82
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Jen: At age 53 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Haha! That's great!
You're not alone Jen

Alycia: At age 79 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Reggie: At age 47 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
Oh yeah, THAT'S gonna happen
post #70 of 82
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Lois: At age 82 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.


I know that won't be the Grateful Dead
are you sure hey weren't talking about Rammstein? They are big into the pyrotechnics and won't play anywhere where they are not allowed to use them
post #71 of 82
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Jana: At age 93 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Interesting since I don't play them now.
That actually happened to some girl. She was playing WOW and got dehydrated.
post #72 of 82
Mine and my Kitties


Karen: At age 51 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Cleo: At age 44 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Artimus: At age 23 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

Diana: At age 48 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Princess: At age 31 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
post #73 of 82
Maria: At age 79 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Thats not good!
post #74 of 82
katie: At age 41 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

oh well. at least i have a while to go.
post #75 of 82
Francesca: At age 55 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
post #76 of 82
Oh this is too funny. Great thread!

Sarah: At age 28 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

How appropriate!
post #77 of 82
sandra: At age 76 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

post #78 of 82
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Belinda: At age 62 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

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That is so scary, because I do my walking in the park on the track that they built there. I reckon I am just gonna hafta go get a treadmill, so I won't get murdered.
post #79 of 82
Isn't anybody going to go to Ecuador with me????
post #80 of 82
eva: At age 79 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


Wow! I must be some kind of wild in my old age!
post #81 of 82
Well, Sarah and Eileen, looks like we join up together

Julie: At age 65 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

How they get me in a spacecraft going to the most noxiously-atmosphered place in this solar system, you got me?
Looks like the army gets desperate in the near future, taking elderly asthmatic pacifists and all.

Did anyone else do one for their cat?

Zissou: At age 68 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
post #82 of 82
Harley: At age 14.5 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.



Davidson: At age 52 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.


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