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LTS3

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Free housekeeping and pizza. None of the others apply to me. I don't drive or wear makeup or drink alcohol. The thought of a massage make me feel creeped out and uncomfortable :fear:
 

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I wouldn't want to have my house cleaned by anybody else who I didn't know. Other people NEVER organize things the way I want them to be. When somebody else cleans house for me, there is ALWAYS a time when I have to ask, "Hey! Where did you put the [something]? That "something" is always needed right away and it's annoying when I have to go searching through cabinets to find it.

I don't use makeup. Neither does Girl-Human.
We both think it's silly to spend a half-hour, every day, spreading paint on your face.
Maybe some lotion or something like that but, makeup? Blah! ;)

Neither of us drink very much. Maybe on a special occasion or as a treat at a family picnic but we aren't regular drinkers.
I don't drink because of family history. She doesn't like drinking because more than a sip or two makes her sick.

Massages? I've got Girl-Human. She's got me.
Why should we have somebody else do it for us?
It would spoil the fun! ;)

That leaves free gas and free pizza.

That sounds about right! :D
 
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