We're talking chaste peck kisses, right? The pig, unless I was in love with the dirty person. The pig wouldn't expect anything further.What would you rather smell all day long: rotten eggs or a skunk?
Shortest, since there is furniture (and clothes) designed for short humans (kids) that I could use. Too tall would mean I'm ducking all the time and couldn't fit in beds, chairs, airplane seats, etc. plus would have to have all my clothes custom-made.