Here's one for the "embarrassing" pages of my life..............
Before I came home from work today, I stopped at Tops to buy some groceries. Well, I was minding my own business, (really I was) and this little old man comes up to me and says, "Are those real?" Well, at first I didn't know what he was talking about. I was holding some peaches, and so in response, I said, "Well yes, if they weren't real, they'd be plastic"
Then his wife, equally as old, came up and told "Richard" to quit harrassing young women about thier chests!
He shuffled off with his wife after she apologised and I stood their in a daze wondering what the heck just happened!
WHY ME? It really hit me what my reply to his question was a few seconds later and I laughed all the way home!
Before I came home from work today, I stopped at Tops to buy some groceries. Well, I was minding my own business, (really I was) and this little old man comes up to me and says, "Are those real?" Well, at first I didn't know what he was talking about. I was holding some peaches, and so in response, I said, "Well yes, if they weren't real, they'd be plastic"
WHY ME? It really hit me what my reply to his question was a few seconds later and I laughed all the way home!